YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2016.10.26

Russia’s developed a new nuclear missile, that could wipe out parts of the earth the size of Texas or France. It’s nickname is “Satan 2.”

Satan 1 is still Vladimir Putin’s nickname.

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A guy dressed as a construction worker smashed up Donald Trump’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame the other day. Yeah, he used a sledgehammer and a pick axe to wreck Trump’s star.

Trump himself has been wrecking his star by just talking, which is much less work.

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A 2.5-meter-long torpedo filled with 75 kilograms of cocaine and 5 million euros washed up on a beach in Ireland recently.

Most people in America reacted to the news with one of three questions

  • what’s a kilo?
  • how much is a Euro worth in real money?
  • THERE ARE BEACHES IN IRELAND?

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