The Republican party, in charge of the Congress and soon the Senate, proposed ending the independence of a congressional ethics panel. In response, Donald Trump tweeted, because of course he did.
“With all that Congress has to work on, do they really have to make the weakening of the Independent Ethics Watchdog, as unfair as it … may be, their number one act and priority. Focus on tax reform, healthcare and so many other things of far greater importance! #DTS,” Trump said over two consecutive tweets.
Also on Twitter, a guy celebrating that the world is now 2017 years old!
Speaking of Twitter, popular voter loser and Troll-In-Chief Donald Trump antagonized the easily antagonizable Kim Jong Un of North Korea by tweeting yesterday that, “North Korea just stated that it is in the final stages of developing a nuclear weapon capable of reaching parts of the U.S. It won’t happen!”
Apparently Trump on Monday didn’t get the memo from Trump on Tuesday that it was more important to, “focus on tax reform, healthcare and so many other things of far greater importance!”
No word yet from Trump when Trump will be on the same page as Trump.
Anthony Bourdain said recently that liberals were to blame for the election of Donald Trump, because they show contempt for working-class Americans. He said, “The utter contempt with which privileged Eastern liberals such as myself discuss red-state, gun-country, working-class America as ridiculous and morons and rubes is largely responsible for the upswell of rage and contempt and desire to pull down the temple that we’re seeing now.”
When asked if this meant he’d now be eating at Guy Fieri’s Times Square restaurant regularly, Bourdain replied by punching the reporter then eating his shoes.
I wonder … if Congressional Republicans started bathing in baby blood, would CNN run a panel about it?
“Baby Blood Bathing: Great Way to Healthy Skin or Unspeakable Evil?”
Probably spend at least a couple of days designing the graphic!