YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.01.14

Jenna Bush Hager and Barbara Bush, daughters of former president George W. Bush, wrote letters to Sasha and Malia Obama as the pair ready to exit the White House recently. Strangely, the letters were also published in Time magazine for some reason, but just roll with it.

“We have watched you grow from girls to impressive young women with grace and ease,” the Bush daughters. “And through it all you had each other. Just like we did.”

When asked what advice the Bush daughters had for fellow first daughter Ivanka Trump, they blinked a few times and said, “She’s Trump’s DAUGHTER? For real? I thought she was first lady. Ew EW EW!”

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SpaceX, Elon Musk’s high-flying rocket company, is getting ready to return to orbit today, less than 4 months after an explosion destroyed one of their rockets. SpaceX is planning to launch a Falcon 9 rocket from California’s Vandenberg Air Force Case today is hoping to resume flights on Saturday.

When asked why the speed to get SpaceX back into Space, Musk reportedly said, “It just seems like getting off the planet as quickly as possible is a good idea.”

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Popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп was outraged at comments made recently by civil rights icon, Representative John Lewis (D-Georgia). Lewis, citing growing concerns about Russian aid and ongoing contacts with Трамп said, “I don’t see see this president-elect as a legitimate president.”

Трамп, who has gone bankrupt six times in his life and often stiffs small business people out of money, took to Twitter to express his outrage. Трамп said Lewis should spend more time trying to fix his “horrible” and “crime-infested” district than complaining about the election results.

When it was pointed out to Трамп that none of his statements about the district are true, Трамп reportedly said, “Well, they’ll be horrible and crime-infested after I get done with them!”

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Here’s links for the stories I sourced for this! Helpful? Or why bother? Leave a comment and let me know what you think!

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