Popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп has had a tough time this weekend, as more people call him an illegitimate president who was put into office thanks to help from Vladimir Putin and Russia. In response, White House chief of staff Denis McDonough defended President-elect Donald Trump, referencing comments made by President Barack Obama that Трамп was President legimitately.

White House Press Secretary Gordon “Gordy” Mackmaw later clarified that Obama meant Trump was, “Legitimately crazy.”


Speaking of Obama, he’s going to appear on CBS’ “60 Minutes,” tonight for his last interview as President. Some video of the interview has already leaked out, including a moment where President Obama told correspondent Steve Kroft not to “underestimate” popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп because, “he’s an unconventional candidate.”

When Kroft asked Obama to clarify what that meant, Vice-President Joe Biden appeared from behind a couch wearing a Yoda costume then exclaimed, “Do not underestimate the powers of the Emperor!” Biden then laughed and ran out of the room laughing while making lightsaber noises.

Obama explained that Biden got to watch Return of the Jedi for the first time after being awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom. “We watched the medal ceremony from Star Wars, and Joe was like, ‘I’m just like Han Solo!’ and next thing I knew, we had gone through the whole original trilogy.”

When asked who bought Vice-President Biden the Yoda costume, Obama had no comment.

Then Obama said, “Michelle did.”


A deadly ice storm has ravaged parts of Texas, Oklahoma, Missouri and Kansas, battering the southern states with freezing rain. The Ice Storm was especially hard on the Midwest.

In response to this deadly weather, popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп tweeted, “Just heard that ISIS stormed Kansas, will start bombing Monday.”


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