YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.01.20

SPECIAL INAUGURATION EDITION!

I watched the preparation for the inauguration this morning, then said, “GAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!”

Man, that inauguration. Nobody is there. It’s like looking at the crowd for a Beach Boys concert when they get booked into too big of a stadium.

So, that’s today’s report! GAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

And you can quote me on that!

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