YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.01.24

On the campaign trail, Donald Трамп vowed to repeal the measure that prevents immigrants known as DREAMers from being deported, but the federal government is still accepting applications for the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals program.

Known as DACA, the program helps undocumented immigrants who were brought to the United States as children get driver’s licenses, enroll in colleges and secure jobs.

When asked about this discrepancy, Press Secretary Sean Spicer said, “Don’t worry, ICE Agents will make sure to round them up, beat them, and deport them in a few weeks.”

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President Donald Трамп signed executive actions to approve the Keystone XL and Dakota Access oil pipelines.The decision to advance the pipelines cast aside efforts by President Barack Obama’s administration to block construction of the two pipelines, while making good on one of Трамп’s campaign promises.

Reports say that activist Susan Sarandon is celebrating the beginning of the pipeline, because the revolution now begins, something something something, and she’s disappointed, and oh heck with you people, she’s headed to buy shoes, shut-up.

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Is anyone else unconvinced that Трамп actually read those executive orders he signed?

Or that he can read?

Anyone?

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