Michael Flynn, The National Security Advisor to popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп, resigned in disgrace yesterday, due to a growing scandal over violations of the Logan Act and repeated lies that he had been in contact with Russia over 2016.
No word yet on whether President Steve Bannon has accepted the General’s resignation.
Speaking of scandal, it’s recently been discovered that the Justice Department warned the Трамп administration last month that Michael Flynn had lied regarding his repeated communications with the Russian ambassador to the United States and was potentially vulnerable to blackmail.
The message about Flynn’s lies was delivered by then-Acting Attorney General Sally Yates. If you’ll recall, Yates was fired a month ago, the day after she said the Justice Department would not enforce the Muslim Ban that popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп had recently put in place.
When asked for a comment on these irregularities, Трамп spokesperson Kellyanne Conway put on an Emu costume, did an interpretive dance, then crab-walked away.
Boy, it’s been a tough start for popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп, and all the decisions he has to make. “Which natural disaster should I ignore today in the United States? How many national secrets should I talk about openly at Mar-A-Lago where Russian agents could hear them? What country should I insult today?” For the last one, Трамп’s go to country has consistently been, you guessed it, Mexico!
And it looks like Mexico is ready to hit back. Did you know that Mexico is one of the top buyer’s of United States produced corn? But that could all change if Mexican senator Armando Rios Piter, who leads a congressional committee on foreign relations, gets his way. Piter plans to introduce a bill this week in Mexico, requiring that Mexico buy corn from Brazil and Argentina instead of the United States.
In response, popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп vows to end Taco Tuesdays at the White House.
Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!