YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.02.17

The Associated Press reported this morning that the regime of popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп is thinking about mobilizing 100,000 National Guard troops to round up unauthorized immigrants in the United States, in an apparent extension of the work ICE has been doing to break up families across the country. The AP obtained a draft memo outlining this White House plan.

Reuters, however, is reporting that the White House is denying that 100,000 National Guard troops will be deployed.

What’s true? What’s a lie? Did the Trump regime lie about the troops? Did the Trump regime plant the story in order to find a leaker in their midst? The amazing thing is, nobody knows right now! Isn’t this fun? WHEEEEEEEEE!

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Speaking of the monkey circus that is the 2017 White House, popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп is having a hard time replacing his National Security Advisor. If you recall, his former National Security Advisor for just 25 days, Michael Flynn, resigned over apparent illegal contacts with the Russian government.

His first choice for a replacement, Retired Vice Admiral Bob Harward, has apparently turned down an offer for the job. A friend of Harward’s said he was reluctant to take the job because the White House is in chaos. Harward called the offer a, “shit sandwich.”.

Other people at the White House objected strenuously to the claim that the offer was a “shit sandwich,” saying that working in the White House is more of a, “shit 3-layer birthday cake.”

One official said, emphatically, that neither label was correct, and emphasized that, “Our White House is a shit meatloaf.”

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Boy, does popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп love Twitter! In seeming response to the report of Harward’s ‘shit sandwich,” comment, Трамп tweeted …

“General Keith Kellogg, who I have known for a long time, is very much in play for NSA – as are three others.” Keith Kellogg is the current Chief of the Staff of the White House National Security Council, and is acting as interim National Security Advisor as the search continues.

An insider at the White House says that the three others in consideration are General Mills, Colonel Sanders, and Captain Crunch.

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