At the Conservative nerd prom, CPAC, popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп spent time criticizing American media as enemies of the American people. Трамп complained that reporters are always talking their first amendment right to report the news. “You know, they always bring up the Fiii-rrrst Amendment,” Трамп said with a sort of whine.
Later that day, White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer blocked access to a White House Press Briefing to several media companies, including CNN, Politico, the LA Times, BuzzFeed, the Huffington Post and the New York Times. Spicer implied they were blocked from access for reporting on a story about the White House requesting the FBI to ‘squash’ stories about ties between the White House and Russia. As you may recall, the General Michael Flynn, the former National Security Advisor to the President recently resigned over repeated, illegal contacts with the Russian government.
But, not included in his list, Teen Vogue! Which must mean that this quote from Lauren Duca must be true!
“Trump’s war on the truth takes aim at the foundation of all efforts to fight back. Staying informed is the bare minimum.”
Thanks for clarifying that statement must, indeed, be true aspiring dictator Donald Трамп!
In other unsurprising news, people at CPAC, formerly skeptical of popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп are promising to stand by him as their new President. People like Eric Finch, of West Virginia, who said, “I’d stand behind him until he is impeached. I’d probably go out and call for his impeachment if he shot someone. But there has to be a process. And I imagine there would be a story. Maybe the guy attacked him, or Secret Service wasn’t there.”
An anonymous source then asked Finch what his support would be if Трамп, say, cooked a live baby and ate it on national TV? Finch said, “Eh, maybe 50/50 at that point, hard to say, maybe babies are delicious, who knows?”
Speaking of fake news, boy, it seems every media company is on the hit list of popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп. But one media company who won’t get the label ‘fake news’ in a Трамп administration is Fox News!
One story that Трамп and team have been promoting is the idea that Sweden has become a haven for criminal activity after they allowed Muslim immigration into their country. Bill O’Reilly recently had Nils Bildt, billed as a ”Swedish Defense and National Security Advisor,” on his show to offer his thoughts on the growing crisis in Sweden. Bildt said that in Sweden, “There is a problem with socially deviant activity, there is a problem with crime, [and] there is a problem with areas or hotspots of crime,” due to Muslim refugees.
However, it turns out Bildt does not work for the Swedish government. Marie Pisäter of the Swedish Defense Ministry said, ”We have no spokesman by that name.” The Swedish Foreign Office said, “We do not know who he is.”
But, it does appear that Bildt is known to the State of Virginia. Bildt was arrested, and convicted, for assaulting a law enforcement officer and for obstruction of justice in Virginia. Bildt was sentenced to one year in prison for the assault.
An anonymous source said they confronted Sean Spicer in the restroom of an Arby’s that Трамп recently had placed in the White House about the allegations. Spicer was said to have screamed, “FAKE NEWS!” to everyone in the rest room, then invited a reporter for Brietbart and one from Fox to meet him in the handicapped stall to talk about, “Real stuff away from this bunch of jerks!”
No word yet on whether Arby’s does, indeed, have the meats.
NOTE: I have never eaten at Arby’s.
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