YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.02.26

It looks like after being crowned the King of the Conservative nerd prom, CPAC, that popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп won’t bother attending the journalist’s nerd prom, the White House Correspondent’s Association Dinner.

Трамп took to Twitter Saturday, because of course he did, and tweeted, “I will not be attending the White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner this year. Please wish everyone well and have a great evening!”

Of course, this was AFTER several news organizations had already withdrawn from the April 29 event in protest of Трамп’s treatment of the media.

The way Трамп talks on Twitter, he sounds like a creepy ex-boyfriend in high-school that’s constantly stopping to talk to his ex-girlfriend during lunch period. “Oh, you guys aren’t going to Prom this year? Oh, like, I’m not going either! I’m totally going to do something cool with my real friends. Do you want to come over? No? That’s cool, maybe I should stop by, oh, no? Well, whatever, see you in homeroom later.”

That’s our President. The creepiest ex-boyfriend in a high-school cafeteria.

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Speaking of creepy, did you hear what popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп said about nuclear weapons? He said he wants the US to be “at the top of the pack” when it comes to having nuclear weapons.

Which is confusing, because we have more nuclear weapons and spend more than any other nation on Earth right now. The US is currently spending $1 trillion over the next 30 years to modernize our nuclear submarines, bombers, ballistic and land-based missiles.

Of course, Трамп thinks of himself, and his brand, as ‘top of the pack,’ So, clearly, the problem must be that the Трамп logo isn’t yet on our nuclear weapons.

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Speaking of deranged lunatics, GOP congressman Darrell Issa (R-CA), was on ‘Real Time With Bill Maher’ and called for a special counsel to investigate ties between popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп and Russia this weekend.

“You’re going to need to use the special prosecutor’s statute and office,” Issa said, adding that “you can’t just give it to your deputy. That’s another political appointee.” The crowd cheered in response, as did Maher.

Man, these Republican Congressmen and Senators. They go on TV on the weekend, and say, “Let’s do something about Трамп!” Then Monday comes along, and it’s business as usual, and none of the ones talking follow-up on what they said.

It’s like listening to your friend that constantly gets drunk and talks about, “learning how to play the drums, man. I’m going to do it. I’d be awesome at it! I’m totally going to do it on Monday!” Then Monday comes along, and they just get up, go to work, and pretend they never said it.

No word yet on whether Congreeman Issa has a drum set.

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Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

Trump declines to attend White House correspondents’ dinner
http://www.cnn.com/2017/02/25/politics/trump-declines-to-attend-white-house-correspondents-dinner/index.html

Trump’s call for US nuclear supremacy raises questions
http://www.cnn.com/2017/02/25/politics/trump-nuclear-arsenal/index.html

GOP congressman Issa calls for special counsel on Trump and Russia
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2017/02/26/donald-trump-russia-sarah-sanders-darrell-issa/98443060/

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