Popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп was on Twitter this morning, apparently reeling from multiple accusations of perjury and lying about contacts with the Russian government various members of his administration have made. That included 5 tweets where he accused President Barack Obama of wiretapping his phones.

“Terrible! Just found out that Obama had my “wires tapped” in Trump Tower just before the victory. Nothing found. This is McCarthyism!”

Трамп didn’t immediately offer evidence for the claim. CNN has reached out to Obama, but has not heard back. So, no evidence for his claim.

BUT LESS THAN 2 HOURS after making those claims, Трамп did have time, and this is not a joke, he just tweeted this while I was writing this …

“Arnold Schwarzenegger isn’t voluntarily leaving the Apprentice, he was fired by his bad (pathetic) ratings, not by me. Sad end to great show.”

Yes Donald Трамп, your regime is indeed a sad end to a great show.


A passenger on a flight recently caught a picture of former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton looking at Friday’s USA Today headline, which read, “Pence used personal email in office,” on the cover of Friday’s issue of USA TODAY.

It’s recently been discovered that Vice President and possible vampire Mike Pence used a private email account to conduct public business as governor of Indiana, and that the private email account was hacked. If you recall, the use of private email was one of the claims that journalists and the rest of the country thought was really important about Mrs. Clinton from 2014 until November 9th, 2016.

No word yet on whether anyone on the flight caught the primal screams of voters throughout America as the stupid irony of 2017 set in.


Patrick Stewart said in an interview with ABC’s “The View” that he wants to become a US citizen so he can fight against the regime of popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп.

Nerds everywhere responded to the news by saying, “Engage!” And most of their significant others and friends just groaned, except for the ones who are also nerds who said, “Make It So!”

One ostracized nerd reportedly said, “Tea, Earl Grey, Hot,” because he didn’t understand what everyone else was talking about BECAUSE YOU NEVER LISTEN GARY! Seriously dude, Gary, you gotta listen. You have to, “Open a channel,” Gary. YOU need to ‘ENGAGE!’ Gary. Are you listening buddy?

Anyway, Patrick Stewart is going to become a citizen so he can help fight popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп.

No word yet on whether Sir Patrick is planning to call his resistance cell the X-Men.


I hope Sir Patrick Stewart gets U.S. citizenship, and then forms a resistance group and calls it, “Stew’s Bridge Crew.”

Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

Trump accuses Obama of wiretapping him

Arnold Schwarzenegger isn’t voluntarily leaving the Apprentice, he was fired by his bad (pathetic) ratings, not by me. Sad end to great show

Photo captures Hillary Clinton reading about Pence’s emails

@jdawsey1 Hillary just checking the daily news. “Pence used personal email in office.” The irony is palpable.

Why is Patrick Stewart becoming a US citizen?