YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.03.09

Current Vice-President and possible vampire Mike Pence was recently asked if he believed popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп’s claim on Twitter that President Obama had ‘wire-tapped’ Trump Tower. Such an action would be a felony.

John Kosich of WEWS asked Head Vampire Pence, “The President has alleged that the former President committed a felony in wiretapping Trump Tower. Yes or no — do you believe that President Obama did that?”

And the walking undead that is Mike Pence answered, “Well, what I can say is that the President and our administration are very confident that the congressional committees in the House and Senate that are examining issues surrounding the last election, the run-up to the last election, will do that in a thorough and equitable way.”

It’s good to see that Governor Pence has become fluent in Трамп Regime Gibberish.

No word yet on when Betsy DeVos will require textbooks to be written in Трамп Regime Gibberish.

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Chicago resident and undocumented immigrant Francisca Lino, mother of five and married to a U.S. Citizen, will be deported on July 11, 2016, thanks to new policies enacted by ICE under the regime of popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп. Mrs. Lino has lived in the United States for 18 years.

Mrs. Lino’s US Visa had been renewed under previous administrations, back when we had a President and not a manchild in ill-fitting suits with a combover who throws tantrums on Twitter and has dismantled all of the elements of the State Department that have dealt with Russia diplomatically for the last 20 plus years.

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Environmental Protection Agency Administrator and all-around numbskull Scott “I Look Like the Villain in a 90s Movie About the Environment” Pruitt said Thursday he does not believe carbon dioxide is a primary contributor to global warming.

“We need to continue the debate and continue the review and the analysis,” he said, reportedly while breathing oxygen.

In related news, Pruitt is investigating claims that the sun provides solar power. Anonymous reports said, “Look, we all know energy comes from oil, and I don’t see oil falling from the sky when it’s sunny. We need to continue the debate and continue the review and analysis about how the sun can possibly supply energy when there’s no oil falling from the sky.”

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Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

Pence dodges question on Trump’s wiretapping claims
http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/08/politics/pence-wiretapping-trump-question/index.html

Her husband and kids are US citizens. She’s being deported in July
http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/08/us/undocumented-mom-deportation-order-ice-trnd/index.html

EPA Chief Scott Pruitt Says Carbon Dioxide Is Not a ‘Primary Contributor’ to Global Warming
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/epa-chief-scott-pruitt-says-carbon-dioxide-not-primary-contributor-n731141

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