YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.03.12

NASA made headlines recently for finding India’s first unmanned lunar spacecraft, which had been lost since 2009, and the Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter [LRO]. NASA said Thursday that their scientists used a new ground radar to locate the two spacecraft.

“We have been able to detect NASA’s Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter [LRO] and the Indian Space Research Organization’s Chandrayaan-1 spacecraft in lunar orbit with ground-based radar,” said Marina Brozovic, a radar scientist at NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory.

Still Missing: Republican Congressional Integrity. Most likely, it’s also orbiting the moon.

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Donald Trump Jr. said he has had virtually no contact with his father since the real estate tycoon and reality star became president and ceded control of his business empire to his oldest sons.

“I basically have zero contact with him at this point,” the younger Trump said in a speech at a GOP fundraiser in Dallas, Texas, on Saturday.

I guess for Donald Trump, Jr., it’s like a return to his childhood!

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Speaking of well-known con-artists, popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп recently fired US Attorney Preet Bharara, known as a scourge of Wall Street corruption, gangs, terrorists, cyber criminals and Fox News. Among the cases Bharara was preparing was about how Fox News structured settlements of sexual harassment claims brought by network employees. Prosecutor Bharara was fired by popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп on Saturday.

Sean Hannity had urged Трамп to fire any holdovers from the Barack Obama era on his show Thursday night. The next day, the Justice Department abruptly announced that 46 US Attorneys, including Bharara, were asked to resign. Bharara refused, and then was fired. Bharara announced his firing on Twitter, because, that’s what we do now.

“I did not resign. Moments ago I was fired,” he wrote.

The first clue that Bharara should have had that he would be fired was when possible Russian agent and definite comb-over user Donald Трамп told him months ago that, “You can keep your job.”

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I don’t really believe that Donald Trump, Jr., isn’t speaking to his dad. Although, I find that more plausible than anything Donald Трамп says. Although, it’s possible Трамп thinks his son is speaking to him whenever Trump, Jr. is on TV. Because Donald Трамп is your grandparent that thinks the TV is talking to them, everyday. And right now? That TV is Fox News, and actually, it IS talking to him. He just fired 46 US Attorneys because the Fox News TV told him to do it.

Which, huh. We better hope a Snickers commercial doesn’t run at the wrong time, because, like, it’ll become the only thing we’ll be allowed to eat. “I have it on good authority, the BEST authority, that the only thing that satisfies you is Snickers. If you don’t eat a Snickers, you’ll turn into character actors and movie stars. It’s true. I have the best sources, folks, and it’s true.”

Typing things like that? Honestly it scares the crap out of me. Because, you type the most ridiculous thing you can think of, and the next day, it happens. This is what it must be like living in a sitcom. Which, hopefully we’re trapped in a really good HBO sitcom, because, at least we’ll be guaranteed some nudity.

Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

NASA finds lunar spacecraft that vanished 8 years ago
http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/10/health/nasa-chandrayaan-spacecraft-found/index.html

Donald Trump Jr: At Fundraiser, President’s Son Says ‘Zero Contact’ With Dad
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/donald-trump-jr-fundraiser-president-s-son-says-zero-contact-n732356

‘Showman’ prosecutor Bharara fights to the end
http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/11/politics/bharara-profile-prosecutor/index.html

Preet Bharara was investigating Fox News when Sean Hannity urged Donald Trump to fire him
http://www.palmerreport.com/politics/preet-bharara-was-investigating-fox-news-when-sean-hannity-urged-donald-trump-to-fire-him/1887/

With Preet Bharara’s Dismissal, Storied Office Loses Its Top Fighter
http://www.cnbc.com/2017/03/11/new-york-times-digital-with-preet-bhararaas-dismissal-storied-office-loses-its-top-fighter.html

I did not resign. Moments ago I was fired. Being the US Attorney in SDNY will forever be the greatest honor of my professional life.
https://twitter.com/PreetBharara/status/840645773985492992?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

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