YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.03.19

Former Teletubby and current dictator of North Korea Kim Jong-Un touted a great leap forward in its rocket industry after the successful testing of a new high-thrust engine. This helps advance North Korea’s ability to develop InterContinental Ballistic Missiles, or ICBMs. The test took place at the Sohae Satellite Launching Ground, in North Pyongan Province.

Reportedly, popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп, after being told about the news while on his 7th weekend vacation at his private resort Mar-A-Lago said, “I have Icey Bowel Movements at least twice a day when I’m in Washington D.C., I don’t see what the big deal is. Just go to Florida, folks, you’re BMs will heat right up!”

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Speaking of unbalance lunatics, popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп’s Director of the Office of Management and Budget Mick Mulvaney went on the morning political talk shows today to defend the Трамп regime’s budget. Mulvaney said that the budget will reduce the deficit while simultaneously reducing taxes.

“We won’t be able to balance the budget this year but we are working on trying to get it to balance within the 10 year budget window, which is what Republicans in the House, the Senate have traditionally done the last couple of years.”

If you’ve been paying attention, that means, “Republicans are cutting taxes for rich people and driving up the Federal Debt again!”

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Speaking of people who lie professionally, popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп is spending his 7th weekend vacation at his private resort Mar-A-Lago to put pause on his campaign after a tough week that saw Trumpcare getting bashed (because it takes away basic health care from tens of millions of people), and controversy over his lie that President Barack Obama had wire-tapped him. Трамп needs to prepare for a tougher week ahead, as North Korea moves closer to possibly having the ability to launch nuclear missiles at Japan, TrumpCare goes up for a vote, and his FBI director makes an appearance before Congress to testify about Трамп’s claims.

No word yet on whether a pause means Трамп will only tweet once or twice while he’s laying in bed with Fox News playing in the background.

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Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

North Korea’s rocket engine test: World will ‘soon witness’ significance
http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/19/asia/north-korea-high-thrust-engine-test/index.html

OMB Dir. Mulvaney Defends Budget Blueprint That Won’t Balance
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/omb-dir-mulvaney-defends-budget-blueprint-won-t-balance-n735406

Trump hits pause between a tough week and a critically important one
http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/18/politics/trump-tough-week/index.html

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