YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.03.23

House Intelligence Committee Chairman Devin Nunes apologized to committee members after giving classified information to the public and popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп BEFORE presenting it to the Committee.

Nunes promised to provide the same information he’s viewed and given to Трамп to the committee, but did not offer a specific timeline.

When pressed to offer a specific timeline, Nunes said, “When hell freezes over, MWAHAHAHAHAHA! HAIL HYDRA!” before pulling on a HYDRA mask and giving Supreme HYDRA Commander Seb “I Am An Actual Nazi” Gorka a salute.

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A Denis Voronenkov, a former Russian parliamentarian and long-standing critic of Russian President Vladimir Putin’s government, was killed in Kiev on Thursday, in an apparent assassination that Ukrainian President Petro Poroshenko called “state terrorism.”

And yesterday, Nikolai Gorokhov, a lawyer representing the family of murdered Russian whistleblower Sergei Magnitsky was put into intensive care after plunging from his fourth-floor apartment a day before a trial about Russian corruption was set to start. Reports claimed that Gorkhov ‘simply fell out of a window’ while moving a Jacuzzi.

Voronenkov, 45, had just left the Premier Palace hotel when he was shot twice in the head on a sidewalk along a busy street in Ukraine’s capital, according to the Kiev Post.

When asked for a comment on Voronknkov’s death, sources say the Russian Ambassador claimed the murdered dissident, “simply fell on a bullet.”

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Speaking of HYDRA, since the regime of popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп took office, ICE agents have changed policy in their round-up of undocumented immigrants. The new policy targets anyone and everyone, beyond just people with potential criminal records.

The agency even sent a series of tweets, because that’s what we do now we Tweet this kind of thing, two weeks ago reminding young undocumented immigrants granted deportation protections under Obama’s Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) program that they also could face deportation. Those DACA recipients are mothers, fathers, grandparents and others with no violent crimes in their background, along with their children, the Dreamers.

So, the Dreamers are being deported by ICE agents directed by the HYDRA-like regime. It’s like a bad toy line from the 1980s. The Dreamers sound basically like Care Bears. The Трамп regime is basically Cobra, and ICE is like some elite Cobra unit.

It’s the Care Bears vs. Cobra, except Cobra can actually kill the Care Bears or deport them.

When asked for a comment about this parallel between ICE and 1980s cartoon toy franchises, Sean “Sphincter” Spicer said, “HAIL HYDRA!” then tripped on his shoes and fell face first into a wedding cake, before falling out of a window.

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Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

Nunes apologizes to House Intel Committee, member says
http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/23/politics/devin-nunes-reaction-house-intelligence-committee-congress/index.html

Former Russian Lawmaker Is Shot To Death Outside Hotel In Kiev
http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/03/23/521215078/former-russian-lawmaker-is-shot-to-death-outside-hotel-in-kiev

Lawyer of dead Russian whistleblower injured after fall from window
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-russia-magnitsky-lawyer-idUSKBN16T174

These undocumented immigrants thought they could stay. Trump says deport them.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2017/03/22/faces-of-deportations-under-president-trump/99455428/

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