Popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп is on the verge of his first legislative failure, as it looks like #Trumpcare may not have enough votes to pass. It’s unclear at this time if Трамп has actually read the bill, but he seems intent on passing a plan that will remove health care for millions of Americans, and also raise costs for the millions who’ll still have insurance if this plan passes.

Leader Трамп and his staff began blaming the Congress for the failures of the bill, and for failing to pass it, essentially making passage of the bill a loyalty test.

When asked if Трамп would accept responsibility for the bill’s failures, a White House spokesperson rolled their eyes, made a ‘jerk-off’ motion and said, “When Трамп farts, he blames it on the dog … and there’s no dog in the White House.”


Speaking of buck passing, it’s been 3 weeks since popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп’s claim that President Barack Obama had him ‘wire-tapped’ in 2016. In a March 22nd interview with Michael Scherer of Time Magazine, Трамп said “new information” from the House intelligence committee chairman proved his tweets about a “Watergate/Nixon”-style scandal were “right.”

When asked what this new information was, Трамп farted, blamed the fart on the dog, and left the room. At this time, there’s still no dog in the White House.


If you haven’t read about Timothy Caughman, he was a victim of a terrorist attack by a white nationalist in New York City a few days ago. He liked to take pictures with celebrities. He was struggling, sometimes borderline homeless, sometimes living in transitional housing. He made money by collecting bottles and cans. He was murdered by a white nationalist who wanted to come to New York and kill a black person, a literal act of terrorism. The murderer chose Timothy Caughman.

The murderer’s name and face will be on some news channels. New York City wants to charge the murderer as a terrorist, recognizing what the President won’t.

I was going to try and joke about this, but, it’s just. Let’s remember Timothy Caughman. Let’s see the people around us. Let’s not lionize or allow a murderer to become lionized and famous. We can remember all kinds of people. Even if the President doesn’t want to know or remember Timothy Caughman, a man who’s from the same city as the President, we can. We can remember the people in London, and condemn an act of terror there, just like we can condemn an act of terror here.

I don’t have a punchline for this one. I don’t want a punchline for this one. If there is a punchline, here? It’s just, please do what you can to pitch in. White Nationalism is taking hold in our country, with far too many people. Please do what you can to fight back against it.

Please remember Timothy Caughman.


Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

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