YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.03.26

Republican sources close to the regime of popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп, aides of the Трамп regime, and GOP congressional staff involved in health care all agree on one thing: aspiring dictator Donald Трамп doesn’t know a thing about health care.

“He didn’t care or particularly know about health care,” a key GOP congressional aide said about Трамп following the stunning defeat of the Republican health care plan Friday.

“If you are going to be a great negotiator, you have to know about the subject matter,” the aide said, adding that overhauling health care is far different from building a golf course.

No word yet on whether these folks paid attention to the last 40 years of Трамп’s dealmaking, which mostly amounted to him promising to pay one thing, not paying for it, then patting himself on the back for being a business genius up until the point that he lost $1 Billion and stiffed his creditors and U.S. tax payers for the bill.

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Speaking of passing the buck over the failure of Trumpcare, popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп went on Twitter and made a statement, because we do this. Every day, we do this. The President of the United States goes on Twitter, all the time, every day, and says crazy things. And the crazy thing he said today was that the Freedom Caucus helped Democrats by failing to pass Trumpcare, a plan filled with details that Трамп himself doesn’t understand.

“Democrats are smiling in D.C. that the Freedom Caucus, with the help of Club For Growth and Heritage, have saved Planned Parenthood & Ocare!” Трамп tweeted from Mar-A-Lago while on his 8th weekend vacation.

Y’know, with that one, he does have a point. Although, yesterday, he was blaming Democrats for not helping pass the bill. So, yesterday it’s Democrats fault, then it’s Paul Ryan, then it’s back to the Republicans … President Harry Truman was famous for having a placard on his desk that said, “The Buck Stops Here.” I guess with Трамп, the buck stops there, or there, or with that guy, or maybe with that guy, or, wait, maybe with that guy over there.

Or, as Трамп himself said in 2013, “Just shows that you can have all the cards and lose if you don’t know what you’re doing.”

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Speaking of astonishing, breathless turn-abouts, it looks like the regime of popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп has turned on their former National Security Advisor, Michael Flynn. In February, Трамп accepted the resignation of General Flynn after it was revealed he had lied to Vice-President and probable head vampire Michael Pence that he had lied about contacts with the Russian ambassador. It wasn’t the illegal meetings with the Russian ambassador that Трамп had a problem with, it was the lying about it to VP Pence.

A story in the National Enquirer, because remember these guys are friends of Трамп and this is the world we live in now, recently pegged General Flynn as a ‘Russian Spy.’ What could have changed in a month? Insiders in Washington D.C. believe that Flynn may be talking to the FBI about his connections to the Russians, but more importantly, to connections between the Трамп regime and Vladimir Putin.

When asked if there were any connections between the Трамп regime and the regime of Russian Whatever Title He Has Given Himself In Year 17 of his Rule Vladimir Putin, a White House spokesman said, “Нет

Sources say we can expect a press conference any moment where Sean “Sphincter” Spicer claims that Трамп was always against that no good, dastardly Flynn even though he hired him to work in his White House.

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Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

Sources: Trump learned a lesson on dealmaking
http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/25/politics/donald-trump-lesson-deal-making-health-care/index.html

Just shows that you can have all the cards and lose if you don’t know what you’re doing.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/286952264122396672

Democrats are smiling in D.C. that the Freedom Caucus, with the help of Club For Growth and Heritage, have saved Planned Parenthood & Ocare!
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/845974102619906048

CNN analyst: Sources say Mike Flynn may have turned on Trump and become a witness for the FBI
https://www.rawstory.com/2017/03/cnn-analyst-sources-say-mike-flynn-has-turned-on-trump-and-become-witness-for-the-fbi/

Hey, Why Is The National Enquirer Saying That Michael Flynn Is A Russian Spy
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/national-enquirer-michael-flynn_us_58d562dae4b03692bea5958b

National Enquirer brands Flynn a “Russian spy” — Trump just threw Flynn under the bus. Why?
http://americablog.com/2017/03/national-enquirer-brands-flynn-russian-spy-trump-just-threw-flynn-bus.html

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