YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.03.29

It’s tough being a propagandist for an unpopular regime. Just look at Sean “Sphincter” Spicer who has to keep denying obvious connections between Vladimir Putin’s regime and the regime of popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп. Feeling exacerbated, Spicer spent time chastising journalists again then said,  “If the President puts Russian salad dressing on his salad tonight, somehow that’s a Russia connection.”

Y’know, looking at Трамп, there’s no way I believe he eats salads at dinner.

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Speaking of insane sycophants, Rudy “America’s Sell-Out” Giuliani is back in the news, this time for joining the defense team of gold trader Reza Zarrab, who’s under federal indictment for fraud, money laundering and evading sanctions on Iran, and who has ties to Turkish President Recep Erdogan.

Zarrab, a 33-year-old dual Turkish-Iranian citizen, was arrested March 19 in Florida. He’s accused of ducking sanctions by moving hundreds of millions of dollars for the Iranian government and Iranian firms via offshore entities and bank accounts.

When asked why he would get involved with someone accused of money laundering on behalf of a state sponsor of terrorism, Giuliani responded by holding a press conference, and repeating 9/11 as many times as possible.

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USA Today posted a story to the front page of their website blasting popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп for his multiple lies about connections to wealthy Russians and oligarchs from former Soviet republics, including Russian mafia figures. The paper, known mostly as light reading you find at the door of your hotel room if you’re stuck in Santa Fe, New Mexico or other places on a layover, noted links to at least 10 wealthy former Soviet businessmen with alleged ties to criminal organizations or money laundering.

USA Today reporting this is the equivalent of Dora the Explorer suddenly screaming, “THE END TIMES ARE HERE! MAKE PEACE WITH YOUR GODS AND FAMILIES!”

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Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

Exasperated Spicer tosses out salad dressing analogy to defend WH
http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/28/politics/sean-spicer-russian-dressing/index.html

Judge: Why Is Giuliani Defending Alleged Iranian Money Launderer
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/judge-why-giuliani-defending-alleged-iranian-money-launderer-n739811

Trump’s business network reached alleged Russian mobsters
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2017/03/28/trump-business-past-ties-russian-mobsters-organized-crime/98321252/

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