YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.04.03

There was an explosion in a metro station in St. Petersburg, Russia this morning that killed 9 people, and injured 50 people according to officials on the scene. The first reports of this came in early in the morning on the East Coast of the United States.

So, what did popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп tweet about this morning? Lots of things, everything but the bomb blast. He also tweeted this about Hillary Clinton, “Did Hillary Clinton ever apologize for receiving the answers to the debate? Just asking!”

As a reminder, Hillary Clinton received the most votes for President in the history of the United States, but isn’t our President.

Is Трамп fully aware he’s President, now? It’s day 73. Maybe he’s in shock like the rest of us, still. Like, he goes golfing on the weekend, like he’s completely forgotten he said he would never golf when he was President. Maybe he did forget? Like, he wakes up on Mondays and goes, “Oh, man, this job again. I forgot I was President. Just let me sleep in a few more hours mom.”

Anyway, it’s day 73 of the Трамп regime, he tweeted about Clinton again, and hasn’t said a word about an explosion in Russia that hurt 50 people and killed 9.

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More than 40,000 households across five states were still without power Monday morning as a severe thunderstorm system that killed two people Sunday continued to sweep the South. The storm system will continue moving east through Monday, forecasters said.

White House officials speaking on condition of anonymity believe that popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп will go on Twitter and condemn the storm as, “FAKE NEWS! WEATHER IS A HOAX! Hillary Benghazi!” sometime this afternoon.

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Senior advisor and son-in-law of popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп Jared Kushner, is in Baghdad to meet Iraqi leaders and be briefed on the fight against the Islamic State group. Kushner joined US Joint Chiefs of Staff chairman General Joseph Dunford on the ground here.

An anonymous Iraqi official who worked in the former regime of Saddam Hussein was wistful about the visit. “It’s just like the old days!” the official said. “We used to have to drive Saddam’s sons around all over, listen to them like they knew what they were talking about. Memories. Maybe we’ll get to talk about torture or cars?”

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Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

St. Petersburg metro explosion: 9 dead in Russia blast
http://www.cnn.com/2017/04/03/europe/st-petersburg-russia-explosion/index.html

Did Hillary Clinton ever apologize for receiving the answers to the debate? Just asking!
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/848857910297980928

40,000 Homes Without Power as Storm Sweeps Southeast
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/weather/mom-3-year-old-daughter-killed-louisiana-dangerous-storm-sweeps-n741846

Trump son-in-law Jared Kushner in Iraq with top US general
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39483775

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