Dozens of people, including at least ten children, have been killed in what is suspected to be one of the deadliest chemical attacks in Syria in years, multiple activist groups say.
Airstrikes hit the rebel-held city of Khan Sheikhoun in Idlib province on Tuesday morning, giving off a “poisonous gas,” according to Anas al-Diab, an activist with the Aleppo Media Center (AMC).
In response, popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп retweeted a story from the Drudge Report alleging that Susan Rice ordered people to spy on him.
When asked whether a more Presidential response is required of Трамп, a White House spokesperson said, “Why start acting Presidential now?”
Speaking of Russian spies, it looks like Carter Page, the energy industry consultant that popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп brought into his presidential campaign as a senior advisor, is the unnamed man identified in a federal complaint as having met with a Russian intelligence agent four years ago, Page himself revealed on Monday.
Page was described as an, “out-and-out Putinite,” by known leftist rag and totally fake news source National Review in April of last year when the appointment was announced.
The White House responded to the revelation by bringing up Hillary Clinton. No word yet on when Bernie Sanders will also bring up Hillary Clinton in response.
Chelsea Clinton, who was once compared to a dog by rightwing media and is the focus of visceral hatred by many men in the left wing, recently appeared on CBS This Morning to promote her book “It’s Your World: Get Informed, Get Inspired and Get Going.” She was asked about whether her mom, 2016 popular vote winner Hillary Clinton, would run again for political office.
“I don’t think so. I think right now she’s focused on her book. She’s focused, thankfully, on her grandchildren. She’s focused on what she can do to help support work that she’s been engaged in for longer than I’ve been alive, around children, around women, around families.”
When asked if this news would stop attacks on Clinton from Sanders, Трамп, the Young Turks, and a long list of pundits, an anonymous source said, “Pfft, are you kidding? These folks all have donation coffers to fill. Just putting her face on an email, that’s, like, an easy $10 per donor.”
No word yet on when Clinton opponents will get over it.
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