YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.04.06

Popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп has told some members of Congress that he is considering military action in Syria in retaliation for this week’s chemical attack, and recognizes the seriousness of the situation, a source familiar with the calls tells CNN.

Less than a week ago, the regime said via their UN spokesperson Nikki Haley that, “We can’t necessarily focus on Assad the way that the previous administration did. Our priority is to really look at how do we get things done, who do we need to work with to really make a difference for the people in Syria.”

So, a few days ago, the White House is saying, “We want to work with Assad, we don’t want to remove him from power.” A few days after that statement, Assad launches chemical weapons against his own people. A few days after that, Трамп blames the situation on Obama, even though President Obama was forbidden from taking direct military action by the Republican Congress in 2013. And today, Трамп is now thinking about taking direct military action against Syria in 2017.

When asked what the odds are that Трамп will again change his mind and stake out a new position, a White House staffer said, “Eh, maybe 50/50, depends on how his golf vacation at Mar-A-Lago goes this weekend. If they burn the meatloaf again, trouble for EVERYONE next week.”

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Congresswoman Maxine Waters on Wednesday night said that Fox News host Bill O’Reilly and President Donald Trump should be locked up for alleged sexual harassment.

A White House spokesperson on condition of anonymity said that, “If we did that, we’d have to lock up half the Republicans in Washington D.C., probably a few Democrats too, heck, a lot of the male staff.”

Reportedly, Representative Waters arched her eye-brow and said, “ … and?” in response.

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In reaction to the poison gas attacks conducted by Syrian President Bashar Assad against his own people that killed at least 27 children, Dmitry Peskov, spokesman for Russian President Vladimir Putin, made the statement to the Associated Press condemning the attacks. Peskov made it clear that support for Assad is “not unconditional.”

When asked what the conditions for Kremlin support are, Peskov nodded to a picture of popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп and said, “Ask this one, he knows.”

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Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

Trump considering options for Syria retaliation, source says
http://www.cnn.com/2017/04/06/politics/donald-trump-syria-options/index.html

Trump administration reverses U.S. policy on Syria, no longer focused on ‘getting Assad out’
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/trump-admin-no-longer-focused-assad-article-1.3014690

Trump Hypocrisy: Blaming Syrian Chemical Attack on Obama
http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2017/04/trump-syria-obama-tweets-hypocrisy-chemical-attack

Rep. Maxine Waters: Trump and O’Reilly Should Be Arrested
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/rep-maxine-waters-trump-o-reilly-should-be-arrested-n743206

Kremlin says support for Syria’s Assad ‘not unconditional’
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2017/04/06/un-27-children-died-syrian-chemical-tragedy/100113818/

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