Despite taking action that some media pundits declared, “decisive” and “Presidential” last week against an empty airfield in Syria, the approval ratings for popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп have apparently remained flat. Typically, whenever a President orders military action they get a significant boost in their approval ratings. But continuing his historic Presidency, it looks like leader Трамп is bucking the trend.
On Monday, CBS News found that 43 percent of the country approved of Trump’s job performance, up just 3 points from their previous result of 40 percent. The margin of error for the survey was 4 percentage points, and was attributed to a shift among independents, who rose from 34 percent approval to 42 percent.
A junior White House staffer commented on the trend and the flurry of activity at the White House to address it.
“We need to figure out which wars are going to give us the biggest bump in our approval ratings for the buck, so we’re getting ready to test North Korea, and also will continue ramping up Somalia, Yemen and more. Maybe if we crank this all the way up to a World War, we can hit 46 point approval!” said a White House staffer before Sean Spicer appeared, dropped a smoke bomb, then whisked them out of the room.
Speaking of making history, it looks like popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп is on track to outspend the entire 8 year travel budget of President Barack Obama. During Obama’s 8 years in office, the President spent $97 million on vacation travel. In his first 11 weeks, Трамп has spent $20 million on weekend vacations to his resort Mar-A-Lago in Florida. That’s an average of nearly $2 million per week so far. If that trend continues, in a year, that could mean Трамп could spend over $100 million JUST on those trips. The best case scenario is that Трамп will take just over a year to outspend Obama.
This doesn’t include extra security for First Lady Ivanka Трамп, pardon, for First Lady Melania Трамп, who refuses to sleep in the same bed as her husband and continues to live in downtown New York City at tax-payer expense. Or on extra-security for White House interns Ivanka Трамп and Jared “The Kush” Kushner.
Reports say Трамп plans to tweet about this excessive spending and blame Obama for it sometime this afternoon.
Speaking of White House Intern Ivanka Трамп, it sounds like the Syria airstrike last week was her idea, at least according to her brother Eric Трамп. Popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трампs decision to bomb Syria was apparently influenced by his daughter Ivanka’s feeling “heartbroken and outraged” at the videos of children murdered in the poison gas attack.
Eric allegedly also complained about his sister saying, “She’s always getting her way by crying. Oh, Daddy, Eric is spying on me, Oh, Daddy, Eric likes to watch me change clothes, Oh, Daddy, Eric keeps trying to take a shower with me make him stop it’s gross! She always cries like that to get her way.”
So, to sum up, Donald Трамп apparently bombed another country to impress his daughter.
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