YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.04.12

Did you hear the latest? It turns out that in the summer of 2016, The FBI obtained a warrant to monitor Carter Page, a former campaign advisor for popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамp. The FISA warrant was obtained due to suspicions that Page was working for the Russian government. Shortly after Page joined the Трамп campaign in 2016, the Republican Party dramatically reversed course on their foreign policy goals, and vowed to be friendlier to the Russian government.

When asked for a quote on whether there are clear ties between the Трамп regime and Russia, Representative Maxine Waters (D-CA) just gave the reporter who asked side-eye for fifteen minutes, while quietly sipping on her coffee.

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Last week’s U.S. missile strike on a Syrian air base in retaliation for an alleged chemical weapons attack must not be repeated, Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov warned Secretary of State Rex “Big Oil Money” Tillerson on Wednesday, Russian state media reported. The attack on Syria has allegedly cooled an opportunity for Tillerson to meet with Russian dictator Vladimir Putin.  Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov told reporters that Putin could meet with Tillerson “if it is decided” that he needs to be briefed on the outcome of upcoming talks.

Senior analysts say that Tillerson and Putin will pretend to be frenemies until Donald Трамp says something dumb enough on Twitter to distract people away from his deep ties to Russia. Then they’ll meet!

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Speaking of Russian control of life in the United States, it looks like Russia’s state-owned oil company Rosneft could end up owning Houston, Texas based oil company Citgo. The U.S. oil company is currently owned by Venezuela’s state-run oil company, which has a substantial loan owed to Russia. The collateral for the loan is Citgo.  

Members of Congress are alarmed, but the regime of popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп seems fairly relaxed about the whole affair.

A White House staffer reportedly said, “Hey, our administration is owned by the Russians, and it’s not going so bad!” before Jared “The Kush” Kushner threw a smoke bomb and whisked the staffer away from reporters.

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Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

FBI monitored former Trump campaign adviser Carter Page on Russia
http://www.cnn.com/2017/04/12/politics/fbi-carter-page-russia/index.html

With Tillerson in Moscow, will he meet with Putin?https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2017/04/12/tillerson-meets-russian-counterpart-sergey-lavrov-moscow/100363160/

Russia could soon control a U.S. oil company
http://money.cnn.com/2017/04/10/news/economy/russia-us-oil-company-citgo/

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