YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.04.17

A deadly bomb attack killed at least 126 people trying to evacuate in busses from a besieged town in Syria, according to Syrian Observatory for Human Rights. The blast struck buses of people leaving their towns as part of a rebel-regime swap.

The regime of popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп has been waiting patiently to determine whether the people were killed by Syria, Russia, the United States, or ISIS before condemning their deaths.

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Possible head Vampire Mike Pence made an unannounced visit Monday to the perilous Demilitarized Zone separating North and South Korea, which he called the “frontier of freedom,” as the U.S. determines its next move in the goal to escalate tensions with the hermit kingdom.

You know it’s serious when the President visits a war-zone.

On a related note, there’s still no word yet from the White House on when an official announcement about President Pence taking over for President Bannon will be made.

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Speaking of war with North Korea, the regime of popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп administration took a low-key approach to this weekend’s failed missile test in North Korea. A leading theory is that the launch was actually sabotaged by special electronics jamming equipment employed by the U.S. military.

Reportedly, White House staffers put oven mitts on Трамп’s hands to prevent him from Tweeting any state secrets about U.S. military jamming capabilities. A White House aide said that Трамп still plans on telling the regime of Vladimir Putin all about them, however.

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Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

Syria: 126 killed as bomb hits buses with evacuees, group says
http://www.cnn.com/2017/04/15/middleeast/syria-evacuations-bombing/

Vice President Mike Pence Visits Demilitarized Zone Between Koreas
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/mike-pence-lands-south-korea-after-north-s-failed-missile-n747061

Trump team remains low-key about failed North Korean missile launch
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2017/04/16/donald-trump-hr-mcmaster-china-north-korea/100542840/

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