YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.04.20

A Federal government shut-down is looming unless the Republican Party, who control the House, the Senate, the Presidency, and technically the Supreme Court, can hammer out a funding bill ahead of next week’s deadline.

Based on the current well-oiled machine that is the current GOP, sources are expecting to hear from a Mar-A-Lago Press Conference that the government has shut-down just as popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп has decided to launch a war in Haiti.

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Did you hear about Ivanka Трамп? She’s so popular in China, that she’s become a cult figure there according to NBC News. She’s so popular that she already has an online fan club dedicated to “Goddess Ivanka” with thousands of followers.

In related News, Eric Трамп also has an online fan-club in China called, “We Adore Chinless Men.”

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Venezuelan authorities suddenly seized the General Motors plant there, the company confirmed late Wednesday, in a move that broadens the international implications of the country’s political and economic decomposition.

When he was briefed on the news, popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп was reported to have said, “Governments can do that kind of a thing? Huh.”

He then spent the next several hours looking at photos of Hilton Hotels.

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Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

Government shutdown: What we know so far
http://www.cnn.com/2017/04/20/politics/government-shutdown-latest/index.html

Ivanka Trump Has Huge Chinese Fan Club Worshiping ‘Goddess Ivanka’
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/ivanka-trump-has-huge-chinese-fan-club-worshiping-goddess-ivanka-n748296

Venezuela seizes General Motors plant as country’s crisis escalates
https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2017/04/20/general-motors-venezuela-plant-seizure/100684954/