YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.04.21

Russian military aircraft were spotted flying off the coast of Alaska for the fourth time in four days. The last two days have included sightings of two Tu-95 nuclear-capable Bear bombers.

Naturally this morning, popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп tweeted this …

“No matter how much I accomplish during the ridiculous standard of the first 100 days, & it has been a lot (including S.C.), media will kill!”

No word yet on whether Трамп is aware that he’s President today.

It’s also about 50/50 on whether that’s a good or bad thing for the country.

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The U.S. continues to take active measures to prepare for the possibility of a nuclear test by North Korea, U.S. officials told NBC News, including the deployment of a special nuclear “sniffer” aircraft, drones, and U-2 spy planes.

Reportedly, popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп is really excited about the possibility of a war with North Korea, and has been spending days wondering what kind of desert he’s going to have to go with the start of a nuclear war with North Korea.

White House aides say Трамп feels a sundae is more Presidential because they make his hands look bigger.

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Horrible racist Ted Nugent and probable smelly guy Kid Rock recently visited the White House as personal guests of popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп. Despite a world on the brink of war, Трамп had enough time to spend more than four-hours with his trashy new cool friends.

“It was like I was hanging out with a bunch of my rock ’n’ roll buddies or at a hunting camp,” Nugent told the Detroit Free Press.

Presumably, that means everyone drinking too much, peeing on furniture, and then spending time regaling people with stories of, “How I dodged the draft for the Vietnam War!”

White House aides say that Melania Трамп declined to hang out with the gross famous people entourage because she had the night off.

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Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

4 times in 4 days: Russian military aircraft fly off US coast
http://www.cnn.com/2017/04/21/politics/russian-bombers-tensions-trump/index.html

No matter how much I accomplish during the ridiculous standard of the first 100 days, & it has been a lot (including S.C.), media will kill!
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/819865802849587200

U.S. Spy Planes Watching for Possible North Korea Nuke Test
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/u-s-spy-planes-watching-possible-north-korea-nuke-test-n749111

Ted Nugent tells tale of his night with Trump and Kid Rock
https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/nation-now/2017/04/21/ted-nugent-donald-trump-kid-rock-white-house/100736048/

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