YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.04.24

Popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп loves getting praise and compliments, so naturally he’s fuming on Twitter after recent polls show historically low approval ratings for the first 93 days of his regime.

“No matter how much I accomplish during the ridiculous standard of the first 100 days, & it has been a lot (including S.C.), media will kill!”

Presumably, Трамп is still talking about his ability to decisively remember the deliciousness of his chocolate cake when he decided to bomb Iraq, I mean, Syria.

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Congress returns from a two-week break facing a deadline to keep the government operating while popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп to get SOMETHING, ANYTHING done on the legislative front aside from deporting women, children and old people from the country within his first 100 days in office.

Republican lawmakers and some political pundits are gearing up to blame a government shutdown on Democrats, despite Democrats holding a minority position in both the House and Senate.

Reports say Трамп is considering buying a dog, so he can blame it for eating his homework.

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Well, it’s Confederate Memorial Day in some southern states clinging to their epic struggle to maintain the right to own human beings. The states of Mississippi and Alabama are officially closed today for Confederate Memorial Day, while Georgia has taken the option to close today but call the holiday, “State Holiday.”

Most other states are calling today, “You’re a Jerk Monday,” to officially commemorate this important holiday in celebration of slavery.

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Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

Trump’s grand plans collide with 100-day mark
http://www.cnn.com/2017/04/24/politics/donald-trump-first-100-days-plans/index.html

Congress Aims to Avoid Shutdown as Trump Presses for 100-Day Wins
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/congress-aims-avoid-shutdown-trump-presses-100-day-wins-n749696

Confederate Memorial Day is still celebrated in these states
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2017/04/24/confederate-memorial-day-southern-states/100835694/

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