YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.04.28

Popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп talked to Reuters and said that being President is a lot of work, and he misses his old life.

“I loved my previous life. I had so many things going … this is more work than in my previous life,” he told Reuters. “I thought it would be easier.”

For anyone following along, with that statement, Donald Трамп joins the majority of Americans who voted for Hillary Clinton in wishing she was President right now.

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Economic growth in the U.S. slowed in the first quarter of the regime of popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп to its slowest pace in three years. The rate was 0.7% in the first quarter of the year as consumers hang on to their money and businesses choose not to invest. Most economists expect the rest of 2017 to perform strong, though.

Going strong right now: The graft/theft economy that’s enriching Трамп and his family!

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Popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп once again gave contradictory foreign policy statements at odds with other people in his regime. While former Exxon CEO, possible Russian ally and current Secretary of State Rex Tillerson tries to negotiate peace with North Korea, Трамп himself is already talking about war. Again.

“There is a chance that we could end up having a major, major conflict with North Korea,” Трампtold Reuters, amid an ongoing standoff over Pyongyang’s nuclear and missile programs. “We’d love to solve things diplomatically, but it’s very difficult,” Трамп said.

A White House spokesperson speaking on condition of anonymity said that Трамп has officially entered the, “Terrible Twos,” phase of his Presidency. “At this point, everything is too hard, he just wants to eat cake and relax, and he thinks everyone is mean if he doesn’t get his way.” The spokesperson continued and said, “We’re hoping to move him back on solid foods soon, and think his irritation may be due to teething issues.”

Anyway, we have a celebrity game show host for a President who behaves like a two year old and is about to blunder us into one or more wars around the world.

Happy First 100 Days of the Трамп Regime America!

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Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

Donald Trump Misses His Old Job, Admits: ‘I Thought It Would Be Easier’
http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/president-trumps-first-100-days/donald-trump-misses-his-old-job-admits-i-thought-it-n752341

Economy slows dramatically, growing a feeble 0.7% in Q1
https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2017/04/28/economy-posted-feeble-growth-q1/100995626/

Trump wary of ‘major, major’ conflict with North Korea as UN meets
http://www.cnn.com/2017/04/27/politics/trump-north-korea-conflict/index.html