YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.05.01

A government shut-down was narrowly avoided this weekend, as Congressional leaders from the Republican Party agreed to table funding for a border wall promised by popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп. At this point, all that needs to happen is for things to go smoothly with Трамп himself, who literally only needs to sign the bill to keep the government running.

Aides expect Трамп to tweet something, completely derail the spending bill, shut down the government, and declare war with Norway by Wednesday.

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Current leader of HYDRA and possible NAZI Seb Gorka may be out of the White House soon, according to officials with the regime of popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп.

An anonymous regime official told NBC News that Gorka failed to get National Security Council clearance after he was charged with carrying a gun at Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport last year. The case was dismissed in February after he was ordered the forfeit the weapon and remain on “good behavior” for six months.

Reportedly, Gorka plans to move to an Island Volcano somewhere in the Pacific to, “plen the final destruction of Keptin America!”

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Popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп ran away from a roasting at the White House Correspondents Dinner and instead solicited donations for his 2020 Reelection Campaign at the annual National Rifle Association convention.

“The eight-year assault on your Second Amendment freedoms has come to a crashing end,” Трамп said. “You have a true friend and champion in the White House.”

Reports say that when a member of the crowd asked, “Who’s that friend?” Трамп blurted out, “President Pence,” before Jared “The Kush” Kushner appeared, dropped a smoke bomb, then hustled his father-in-law out of the arena.

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Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

What’s in and what’s out in the latest government spending bill
http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/01/politics/government-spending-bill-details/index.html

Trump Aide Sebastian Gorka May Leave White House
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/trump-aide-sebastian-gorka-may-leave-white-house-n753116

Trump to NRA: The ‘assault’ on gun rights is over
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2017/04/28/donald-trump-national-rifle-association-convention/101021848/

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