YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.05.08

CNN reported today that President Barack Obama warned popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп not to hire retired Lt. Gen. Michael Flynn as the new National Security Adviser during their Oval Office meeting on November 10, 2016.

Members of the Трамп regime are now claiming that Flynn’s hiring is Obama’s fault. One regime spokesperson said during a phone call, “Трамп does everything the opposite of Obama, and Obama knows that, so this is clearly his fault.”

When prompted, the spokesperson said Obama is also to blame for the situation in North Korea, the death of civilians in Yemen, and more.

The CNN reporter then noticed that it appeared Трамп was speaking into the phone, giving the answers. The reporter asked, “Mr. Трамп, is that you?” The caller then screamed, “THAT’S FAKE NEWS!” then promptly hung up.

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Speaking of bad decisions, it looks like a strategy that popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп is using for his portion of the neverending war on ISIS terrorists is backfiring in the Middle East. Трамп has said multiple times that he wants to keep “safe zones” for refguees in or near their home countries as Middle Eastern citizens get displaced by war.

One such “safe zone” is Al Rukban, a refugee camp on the Syrian and Jordan border filled with 80,000 people trapped in it. Rukban has become such a hotbed of ISIS activity that Jordanian military helicopters won’t fly over it for fear of being shot down by ISIS fighters.

The commander of Jordan’s army in the area, Brigadier General Sami Kafawin, told NBC News that militants there, “have whole weapons systems … small arms, RPGs, anti-aircraft … They consider the camp a safe haven. We consider it an imminent threat.”

Nobody in the White House has told Donald Трамп about General Kafawin’s comments, out of fear that it may make Трамп lose concentration on the golf course. And boy, does Трамп get angry if he doesn’t get a game of golf in and beat his handicap!

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Former Acting Attorney General and career Department of Justice prosecutor Sally Yates is expected to recount to a Senate panel a January 26, 2017 meeting with White House Counsel Don McGahn that General Michael Flynn had lied to administration officials, including Vice President Mike Pence, about his conversations with Russian ambassador Sergey Kislyak before Трамп’s inauguration. Those misrepresentations, Yates would maintain, made the former Army lieutenant general vulnerable to possible blackmail.

General Flynn is currently under investigation by the Pentagon Inspector General for acting as a foreign agent by taking payments from foreign governments.

Regime officials are surprised that what Flynn is doing is such a big deal. One regime employee speaking on condition of anonymity over the phone reportedly said, “I mean, Donald Трамп’s got all of those foreign hotels, he got those trademarks from China, so did Ivanka, everyone here takes money from foreign governments. It’s totally not a big deal.”

The USA Today reporter then noticed that it appeared Трамп was speaking into the phone, giving the answers. The reporter asked, “Mr. Трамп, is that you?” The caller then screamed, “THAT’S FAKE NEWS! Sally Yates is the real Putin’s Puppet! I have a great, I mean, Трамп has giant hands and an incredible golf handicap!” then promptly hung up.

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Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

Obama warned Trump about hiring Flynn, sources say
http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/08/politics/obama-trump-michael-flynn/index.html

ISIS Infiltrates the Rukban Refugee Camp at Jordan-Syria Border
http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/isis-uncovered/isis-infiltrates-rukban-refugee-camp-jordan-syria-border-n750206

Sally Yates to offer first public account of Flynn’s Russia contacts
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2017/05/08/sally-yates-michael-flynn-russia-contacts/101339968/

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