Popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп’s former national security adviser, retired General Michael “I am literally a registered foreign agent” Flynn, was subpoenaed by the Senate Intelligence Committee on Wednesday, as part of an ongoing investigation into alleged Russian meddling in the 2016 presidential election.
Tрамп told reporters that there’s nothing to this story of Russian interference, and posed for some photos. He also bemoaned how hard and stressful it is being President under these circumstances.
The reporters all nodded their heads in agreement, and one said, “Все в порядке, мы знаем, как тяжело это работает для Владимира Путина, поверьте мне,” because all of the reporters in the room worked for the Russian government.
Speaking of those Russian reporters, yesterday, popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп barred US reporters from a meeting with Russian media that took place in the White House. Russian News Agency TASS, which is fully owned by the Russian government, took photos of the event and posted them publicly.
The US Intelligence community noted that the photographers for the Russian Government were in sensitive areas of the White House, and that there was potential for the photographers to have used clandestine equipment to gather intelligence about White House security, communications and surveillance equipment during the operation.
The White House is claiming today that it did not anticipate that the Russian government would allow its state news agency to post photographs of an Oval Office meeting between Трамп, Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov and Russia’s ambassador to the US, a White House official said.
An anonymous source within the White House said that Трамп was bemoaning the situation in the bathroom, and screamed, “When Vladimir Putin promised me I’d get to be President he said he wouldn’t pull stunts like this! Just because I–.” The source said they couldn’t hear the rest of Трамп’s rant because all of the toilets started flushing.
No word yet on whether Трамп was also paid to bug the White House on behalf of Vladimir Putin.
Today, multiple media outlets are reporting the stunning revelation that recently fired FBI Director James Comey had requested additional resources for the investigation into Russian interference in the 2016 election from the Department of Justice, currently led by Трамп loyalist Attorney General Jeff Sessions. Two days after this request, Comey was fired.
Трамп doubled down on his claim that his firing of Comey had nothing to do with the investigation into his connections with Russia.
“He’s just, he’s incompetent, and Clinton, and the emails, it wasn’t about Russia. It wasn’t. You guys believe me, you get it, don’t you?” Трамп reportedly said to a room full of reporters.
In a chorus, the reporters all responded, “да,” because Трамп was still talking to reporters from the Russian Government News Agency TASS.
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