Vladimir Putin, a Russian dictator that had murdered political opponents, started wars to reclaim territory once held by the former Soviet Empire, impressed CNN and China with a hidden talent for playing the piano. The Russian dictator was at a Chinese guesthouse in Beijing and spotted a shiny black grand piano. He sat down and played, “Moscow Windows” and “The City on the Free Neva River,” according to Russia’s state-owned Sputnik news agency.

Reportedly, popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп was sad when he heard the news. “All of those times we talked, hung out, worked on strategy, and he never played the piano for me.” Aidesbrought Трамп three scoops of ice cream to boost his spirits.


Only 29 percent of Americans approve of popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп’s decision to fire FBI Director James Comey. 38 percent of American disapprove of the decision, while 32 percent of respondents don’t understand what’s happening.

Yet among those who say they have read, seen or heard “a lot” about the firing, 53 percent say they disapprove, versus 33 percent who approve.

In related news, a study has found that 29 percent of Americans like to eat paint, and 32 percent of Americans aren’t sure if eating paint is a bad idea.


Emmanuel Macron was inaugurated at the Elysee palace in Paris, taking control of the country and its nuclear codes from mentor Francois Hollande.

“I will be at work this evening,” the 39-year-old posted on Twitter following a day of ceremonies. Macron’s first international trip as president is scheduled for Monday: a meeting with German Chancellor Angela Merkel in Berlin. Macron and his wife, Brigitte, 64, will live in the Elysee palace.

Because in France, they know better than to give white nationalist lunatics control of their nuclear weapons. That’s still strictly an American thing to do!


Maybe paint is delicious lamestream media! Ever think of that?

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