YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.05.15

Speaking in China, Russian President and Concentration Camp for Gay People supporter Vladimir Putin has condemned North Korea’s latest missile launch as “dangerous” and called for a peaceful solution to the ongoing tensions on the Korean peninsula, Russia’s Sputnik news agency reported.

Putin also warned in comments aimed at the United States that, “intimidating (North Korea) is unacceptable.”

On hearing about the news, popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп furiously through a shoe at his TV and said, “Why do I have to hear about this stuff on TV? The boss could just call me directly.”

Трамп then had 4 scoops of ice-cream, but made sure everyone else had none before he started eating.

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She’s an immigrant, she’s a scientist, and she’s now Miss USA! Yes, 25-year old Kara McCullough, a 25-year-old chemist working for the U.S. Nuclear Regulatory Commission, was crowned Sunday during the event that took place at the Mandalay Bay Convention Center on the Las Vegas Strip. She will go on to compete on the Miss Universe contest.

McCullough was born in Naples, Italy, and raised in Virginia Beach, Virginia.

Upon hearing the news, popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп reportedly said, “Well, she’s one of the good immigrants, from a good country. Italy has the BEST food, the best. We have this recipe, at Mar-A-Lago, chicken scampi, I don’t eat it, I like the meatloaf, but you should get it. People like it. What can I say? I wonder if I should get her on the tour bus, if you know what I mean. Don’t mention that to Melania. Or, hell, tell Melania. Anyway, get the meatloaf.”

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The Supreme Court has decided not to consider a challenge to the U.S. Court of Appeals for the 4th Circuit that North Carolina state lawmakers intentionally imposed the restrictions to make it more difficult for blacks to vote. That means the Court of Appeals ruling, that a North Carolina photo-ID law discriminated against black voters “with almost surgical precision,” stands, which means a victory for voting rights advocates.

Supreme Court Chief Justice and Living jar of Miracle Whip John Roberts cautioned against reading too much into the court’s refusal to hear the state’s challenge, noting the state attorney general’s office had sought to withdraw its challenge while the Republican-controlled state Legislature sought to defend the law.

“Given the blizzard of filings over who is and who is not authorized to seek review in this court under North Carolina law, it is important to recall our frequent admonition that ‘the denial of a writ of certiorari imports no expression of opinion upon the merits of the case,'” he said.

Roberts later reportedly said that, “After a few of these other liberal justices die off or ‘fall on bullets’ or ‘retire’ or something, I’m sure these cases will come back up and we’ll rule definitively in favor of white people.” Roberts then caught himself, excused himself from the room, and an aide said, “NO MORE QUESTIONS!”

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Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

Putin warns against ‘intimidating’ North Korea after latest missile launch
http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/15/europe/north-korea-putin-russia-missile/index.html

Miss District of Columbia Wins Miss USA Contest for Second Year in a Row
http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/District-of-Columbia-Wins-Miss-USA-Contest-422216583.html

Voting advocates call Supreme Court’s decision not to hear NC case a win
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2017/05/15/supreme-court-wont-hear-new-voting-rights-case/101690368/