The Supreme Court struck down two unconstitutionally gerrymandered electoral districts in North Carolina today which packed African-Americans into districts that already had a high percentage of African-Americans, thus diluting their presence in other districts. The vote was 8-0 to strike down the District 1 map, and 5-3 to strike down the District 12 map.

Justice Neil Gorsuch took no part in either vote.

Reports say in the future he plans to side with curtailing voting rights, per his mandate from popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп.

Aides say that when Трамп, currently visiting the Middle East, was informed of the ruling, he promptly fell asleep into a bowl of ice-cream. STAMINA!


Secretary of State Rex “I am literally friends with Vladimir Putin and am doing this job to make a deal on oil fields for Exxon” Tillerson told reporters Monday that no apology would be forthcoming following popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп’s disclosure of highly classified Israeli intelligence regarding ISIS to Russian government officials.

“I don’t know that there’s anything to apologize for,” he said. “To the extent the Israelis have any questions, or clarification, I’m sure we’re happy to provide that.”

A reporter quickly asked if Tillerson could clarify why Israel should continue sharing any intelligence with Трамп. Before he could answer, Jared “The Kush” Kushner leaped out from behind some curtains, threw a smokebomb, then whisked Tillerson away.


Speaking of Rex Tillerson, in another interview during a flight from Riyadh to Tel Aviv, the Secretary of State and said that popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп’s visit to Saudi Arabia this week has already begun to soften his attitudes about Islam. This is after a two-day summit in which Трамп was treated to extraordinary Arab hospitality.

“I think the President’s views — like, we hope, the American people’s views — are going to continue to evolve,” Tillerson said on the flight from Riyadh to Tel Aviv.

Aides for the Трамп regime say he’ll be back to his regular, more racist views once he returns home and starts spending time with the white nationalist aides, so don’t despair yet American Fascists and Neo-Nazis!


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