Newly elected French President Emmanuel Macron recently shook hands with popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп in full view of the world media in Brussels. Трамп has been using these handshakes with world leaders to do a sort of ‘dominance ritual’ where he’ll jerk on the world leader’s arm and pull them closer to him. But Macron, aware of this strange behavior, gripped Трамп’s hand tightly and resisted the pull, which put some media publications into speculation mode; was there a deeper significance to that extended handshake? According to Macron, the answer is, “Oui!”

“My handshake with him, it’s not innocent,” Macron told the Journal du Dimanche in an interview published Sunday. “It’s not the alpha and the omega of politics, but a moment of truth.”

Aides say Трамп is considering sending an aircraft carrier group to France to deal with the situation, but will need to check in with Vladimir Putin first.


NBC News is reporting that in the aftermath of multiple reports of his extensive, elicit, direct ties with various figures in the Russian government that Jared “The Kush” Kushner is being asked to, “lay low.”

An anonymous source inside the Трамп regime told NBC News that he must “lay low” because of revelations that Kushner sought to set up a secret back-channel with Russia. Separately, another White House regime official, who really doesn’t like Kushner and spoke on condition of anonymity, told NBC News that at least one staffer was speechless when they learned about reports of a purported Russia back channel.

“This mook, he’s gotta lay low, see, he’s gotta avoid the mugs in the press, see, else they’ll put the screws on him, and then he might sing like a canary and the jig’ll be up for all of us!” the staffer said, speaking like an old-timey gangster.

Sean Spicer is expected to hold a press conference this week to talk about this new “old-timey gangstar talk,” policy adopted by the Трамп regime, just as soon as he can find his way out of the White House bushes.


Popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп has returned to Washington, D.C., after a 9 day overseas trip where he, at times, was almost nearly Presidential before messing up the whole thing by doing things like shoving the President of Montenegro out of the way to get in the front line for a photo op or trying his strange handshake rituals. The least Presidential thing Трамп did was to prove to the U.S.’s European allies that he’s a completely unreliable partner, especially (as German Chancellor Angela Merkel pointed out) on issues of climate change.

So, Donald Трамп returns the United States to a flurry of subpoenas sought against his various aides and associates for their own Russia investigations, a volatile Congress and Senate that has, among other things, a disastrous #Trumpcare bill to push, and his desire to cut his own taxes while simultaneously pulling $800 billion from Medicaid. The last one breaks one of his primary campaign promises from his presidential campaign.

When asked about this political firestorm, Трамп reportedly pointed to the problem of leaks in his administration as the most important thing to worry about. Of course, as many have pointed, Трамп himself is the source of many of these leaks, along with people in his own regime.

I guess living in such a disastrous, self-made situation would explain this tweet from Трамп earlier today …

“I look forward to paying my respects to our brave men and women on this Memorial Day at Arlington National Cemetery later this morning.”

I mean, your life is pretty low when the big highlight for your day is a trip to a cemetery. Still, when you use social media like a 14-year old girl as a grown man, life can be pretty tough. After all, like Трамп himself said, “People have been forced to resign positions for far less than @JonahNRO’s “tweeting like a 14 year old girl.””

It’s day 129 of the Trump regime, folks!


Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

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I look forward to paying my respects to our brave men and women on this Memorial Day at Arlington National Cemetery later this morning.

“People have been forced to resign positions for far less than @JonahNRO’s “tweeting like a 14 year old girl.”

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