Popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп proclaimed Thursday he was withdrawing the US from the Paris climate accord, a sweeping step that attempts to upend global efforts to curb efforts to reverse the effects of manmade climate change. The only two other countries that are not part of the accord are Syria, because it’s in the midst of a civil war, and Nicaragua, because the accords in their view don’t go far enough to curb global warming.

During the speech, Трамп said, “At what point does America get demeaned? At what point do they start laughing at us, as a country? We want fair treatment for its citizens and we want fair treatment for our taxpayers. We don’t want other leaders and other countries laughing at us anymore.”

I’m pretty sure the answers to this are …

  1. America was demeaned the day Трамп was elected.
  2. I’m not sure who ‘they’ are, but if Трамп means the rest of the world, that happens almost every time he talks.
  3. If Трамп really wants other leaders and other countries to stop laughing, he should resign.

No word yet on if anyone surrounding Dear Leader Трамп will be willing to give him the answers.


Meanwhile, on Thursday the Трамп regime asked the U.S. Supreme Court to immediately overturn a federal court order blocking the “Muslim Travel Ban” and allow the order to take effect, following a defeat at an appeals court last week.

The Justice Department urged the Supreme Court to allow it to enforce the executive order now, while the Supreme Court considers whether to hear the appeal.

Sources say that the Supreme Court is negotiating with the Justice Department for room upgrades at Mar-A-Lago or a Трамп International Resort of their choice. New Supreme Court Justice Neil Gorsuch is also demanding that a Swedish Massage and 2 spa days be included before he’ll vote in Трамп’s favor.


The latest jobs report shows that the U.S. added 138,000 jobs in May, down from the projected estimate of 185,000. The unemployment rate, which is calculated from a different survey, fell from 4.4% to 4.3%, lowest since May 2001, the Labor Department said Friday. That drop in the unemployment rate could be from a staggering reason; that a lot of people just stopped looking and don’t believe they’ll get a new job. This is a troubling sign that we’re nearing the end of the current business cycle.

In response to this news, popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп celebrated on Twitter by retweeting his son, Eric, who retweeted a tweet from Reuters that noted the Dow Jones Industrial average had rallied 500 points this morning. Of course, it was just two weeks ago that the Dow fell 370 points in a dramatic round of stock selling by the market.

Reports say that Eric was seen tearing up, just happy that his dad acknowledged him for a change. He’s feeling good enough that he plans on murdering some lions in Central Park this weekend.


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