Popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп on Monday went on a crazy Twitter tirade, and said that his Muslim Travel Ban, which would seek to ban Muslim refugees from some countries, is definitely a travel ban. The courts have found that such a ban is discriminatory and illegal. Трамп said his regime’s Justice Department should not have submitted a “watered down, politically correct version” to the Supreme Court.
In response to this, HYDRA Supreme Leader Seb Gorka went on CNN this morning and said that the President’s tweets are only social media, not policy.
Of course, just over a year ago, Трамп said on Twitter that, “Don’t believe the biased and phony media quoting people who work for my campaign. The only quote that matters is a quote from me!”
After being reminded of this quote after the interview, Seb Gorka was heard to exclaim, “Curses! Foiled by ze fools within our own organization! President Bannon will hear of zis and mine enemies vill rue ze day zay crossed me!”
Multiple people were killed in a shooting at a business in Orlando, Florida, on Monday morning, according to Orange County Sheriff’s Office.
The shooting was first reported around 8 a.m., according to NBC News affiliate WESH.
An Orange County spokesman confirmed to NBC News that the suspect was dead, but did not specify how that person died.
White House aides say that popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп will go on Twitter again as soon as possible to blame the shooting on Muslims, attack the Mayor of Orlando, and seek to impose a travel ban on people leaving Florida on Twitter.
There’s no word yet on how many scoops of ice cream Трамп will eat later today.
Saudi Arabia closed its land border with Qatar and at least five Gulf-based airlines announced they will halt service to the desert peninsula nation. Qatar has close economic ties with Iran, including shares in offshore gas reserves. Tensions in the Middle East are rising over Saudi Arabia’s relationship with Iran.
White House insiders say that Secretary of State Rex “I am literally friends with Vladimir Putin and working for Exxon” Tillerson is hopeful that the situation devolves into full blown war in the Middle East before he needs to overseas and do his job. “It’s just so much work to travel and talk to people and diplomacy and all that, I just want to get that permit for Russia to drill for oil in the Arctic and then get out of here,” Tillerson was reported to have said.
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Trump says he’s calling it a ‘travel ban’
WH adviser: Trump tweets aren’t policy
Don’t believe the biased and phony media quoting people who work for my campaign. The only quote that matters is a quote from me!
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