Popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп was at a bilateral news conference with Romanian President Klaus Iohannis on Friday and said he was willing to testify under oath to that he never asked James Comey to stop the FBI investigation into General Michael Flynn yesterday.

BREAKING NEWS: Trump is willing to lie under oath to protect his name, aides unsure if he knows what perjury is


At the same press conference, popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп was asked if he had discussed a special Visa waiver program for Romanian citizens with Romanian President Klaus Iohannis and said, “We didn’t discuss it. We didn’t discuss it.”

But a moment before, when President Klaus Iohannis was asked the same question, the Romanian President said, “yes … I mentioned this issue.”

A spokesperson for the White House speaking on condition of anonymity said that Donald Трамп thought the reporter was asking if the Трамп regime took bribes with VISA cards.


White House deputy press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders responded to questions about Трамп’s infrastructure week on Twitter. This is the week that Трамп has chosen to pretend to talk about infrastructure he wants to build. In reality, Трамп wants to sell U.S. infrastructure to various private corporations.

Succumbing to the pressure, Sanders tweeted this official White House Statement.

⚓️🚥🚥🚥🚥⚓️🚥🚥🚥🚥🚥🚥🚥🗺🗺🗺🗺🗺🗺🏰🗺🗺🏰🏰🏰🚦 :/9//&🗿🛩⛩🏚

Sanders later claimed that this tweet was one her 3 year old created. She tweeted, “This is what happens when your 3 year old steals your phone.”

It’s unclear at this time if ‘3 year old’ is a codename for Donald Трамп.


Haha, the President of the United States lies all the time and is incompetent. Ha ha!

His tweets and the tweets from members of his regime are official government statements. They go into the official records of the United States. BWAHAHAHA!

The Russian government is actively trying to break into U.S. computer infrastructure, influence our elections, and control our officials, and the new Deputy Press Secretary has such poor security over her phone that a 3-year old got access to it. The members of his regime lie so much that it’s hard to tell if she’s lying or telling the truth! HAHA!

Hah. Ha. Heh. Yeah. Huh.

It’s day 140 of the Трамп regime.

Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

Trump: I’m willing to testify under oath about Comey claims

Trump, Romanian president disagree on whether they discussed visa waiver program

Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ 3-year-old just tweeted a bunch of covfefe

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