Ivanka Трамп went on Fox&Friends this morning to help the network and her father attempt to spin the historic testimony offered by ousted FBI Director James Comey to the Senate. Comey was fired by Трамп in an attempt to end the investigation into General Michael Flynn’s connections with Russia. Ivanka Трамп said she is surprised by the “viciousness” of Washington D.C..

I guess she doesn’t think threatening to lock up your political opponents, threatening to murder them, or bragging about sexual assault then acting like it’s no big deal are vicious, but okay.

Anyway, Ivanka Трамп then went on to say that, “… we’re really focused on why the American people elected Donald Трамп as president.”

Indeed Ivanka, we’re all indeed wondering why a small handful of electors went with the will of a minority of Americans and defied the will of the majority of the country.

We’re all literally asking that question every day.


Former Fox News Barbie doll and current pretend journalist for NBC News Megyn Kelly is hitting the airwaves with an interview with Infowars’ Alex Jones that will air next Sunday on her new show that nobody in their right mind is watching.

Alex Jones is best known for screaming at people, saying aloud that many political leaders are really lizard people in disguise, wondering what chemicals in water are making frogs ‘gay’, and for spreading conspiracy theories. The most harmful of these conspiracy theories is his assertion that the murders at Sandy Hook elementary school are a hoax. Jones has claimed several times that no children were murdered, that the parents of those grieving children are paid actors, and that the event itself was staged by the government.

So, Alex Jones thinks that Nelba Márquez-Greene‏, who lost her daughter Ana Grace at Sandy Hook, is a paid actor. And he helped create a movement that has, for five years now, harassed parents like Nelba Márquez-Greene with phone calls, death threats, and letters.

NBC News is planning to unveil a new logo for the event, “NBC News: We’re hoping Megyn Kelly can make us as crappy as Fox!”

There’s no word yet on whether Megyn Kelly revealed her lizard-person disguise to Alex Jones.


It was one year ago today that 49 people were killed and 53 people were injured when a man with too easy access to guns shot up the Pulse Nightclub in Orlando, Florida before killing himself. The survivors of the event are still dealing with powerful effects from Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder, and many are still grieving.

At the time, there was confusion about whether the the incident was an act of terrorism (i.e., was this shooting by a brown person with an arabic sounding name who said something about the Middle East?) or a mass shooting (i.e., was this shooting by a white person who said something about how awful brown, gay, or some group of people were)? At the time, popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп said it was a sign of Middle-Eastern terrorism and renewed his call to close the borders. In the end, it turned out that the mass-murderer was a man with an arabic sounding name who may have been in the closet about his homosexuality.

Given the confusion about the circumstances, it’s no wonder that Donald Трамп hasn’t said a word about it to honor the victims. Aides say that they’re looking for a very clear ISIS/Middle-Eastern terrorism angle before they release any messages of condolence.


Literally every problem we had last year is still here. It’s just, now we have more in the form of Donald Трамп and the Republican Congress and Senate. But the one thing these guys can’t stand is when what they’re doing has a light shone on it. And right now, as I type this, Republicans in the U.S. Senate are trying to take away your health care.

PLEASE CALL YOUR SENATORS AND MEMBER OF CONGRESS TODAY! In our country, we all have 1 member of Congress and 2 Senators. Take 15 minutes, call them, and let them know how important your health care is to you. Don’t let the Republican Party get away with taking it away from you.

Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

Ivanka Trump: ‘There is a level of viciousness that I was not expecting’

Megyn Kelly previews Alex Jones interview

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Megyn Kelly is giving Alex Jones a national platform and Sandy Hook families are livid

Images of Pulse survivors send powerful message one year later


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