Jay Sekulow, another person working for popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп with a name that makes him sound like an agent of HYDRA, went on CNN and said that the President was acting on the recommendation of his attorney general when he fired former FBI Director James Comey.

Of course, Трамп told Lester Holt of NBC News that he was going to fire Comey anyway.

I think every Трамп headline should just say, “Bewildered Reality TV Star Has Lost His Mind,” until the lunatic finally just quits.


Speaking of lunacy, depending on who you believe either Donald Трамп is heading up the war on terror personally or he’s completely ceded control over military matters away from civilian authority and to various ‘on the ground’ U.S. military commanders. And this lack of civilian oversight appears to be escalating tensions in many war zones that U.S. is now participating in more fully than recent years.

Case in point — Syria! The United States recently shot down a Syrian Jet, while Iran fired several ballistic missiles at ISIS positions in eastern Syria. The Iranian attack was in retaliation for two attacks in Tehran by ISIS that killed 17 people. The Syrian jet was shot down after it dropped bombs on U.S.-backed Syrian forces. This is the third time that the U.S. military has directly attacked the Syrian government, despite no formal declaration of war between Syria and the United States.

In response, the government of Russia has begun targeting U.S. warplanes in the region as potential military targets, further escalating tensions. The overall tension and chaos helps weaken the role of the U.S. in the world while raising the stature of Russia and Vladimir Putin. It’s also getting a lot of people killed in a chaotic situation reminiscent to World War I.

When asked about these realities, popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп said, “You want to talk history? Let’s talk witch hunts, let’s talk about my ratings when I was on the Apprentice, let’s talk about the fact that, yeah, I get an extra scoop of ice cream with my dinner but the media acts like it’s a big deal. You want to know what a big deal is? Try my loan with Russia when I was BANKRUPT! Yeah, if I wouldn’t have made that big deal for all that Russian money, I–”

The President was interrupted in his statement when Jared Kushner suddenly appeared in the room, dropped a smoke bomb, and rushed him out.

The President will later tweet that the quote was fake news and that he’s way better than Obama at golf.


17 year old Nabra Hassanen, 17, was walking with a group of friends near the All Dulles Area Muslim Society (ADAMS) Center Mosque following Ramadan prayers early Sunday when they got into a dispute with a man driving a red car, according to police. When the man attacked Hassanen, her friends (scared for their lives) fled back into the mosque. The man beat Hassanen to death with a baseball bat, then dumped her body in a river.

When told about this act, popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп said, “They’ll probably want to call this a hate crime, but you know what? The guy who killed her, his last name was Torres, which means he’s a Mexican immigrant, so we need the wall. But, he killed a Muslim girl, and she shouldn’t have been here in the first place. So, travel ban plus wall equals this never happened, but you know what the real hate crime is, folks? You know what it is? The witch hunt against me. And also, we’re out of chocolate ice cream, at least, that’s what Melania keeps telling me now that she’s here. Can I say, folks, that Melania in the house … well, you know how it is, folks. You know how it is.”

The President apparently made these off-the-cuff remarks while talking to the television he watches while using the bathroom.


Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

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