Popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп’s nominee to replace James Comey as director of the FBI, Christopher Wray, redacted and removed parts of his biography on January 12, 2017 on the website of the law firm King and Spalding just as he was nominated.

The detail that Wrap decided to hide? He presented an American energy executive in 2006 who was being criminally investigated by the Russian government.

When told about the story, Трамп threw cans of Diet Coke at his television and screamed, “He shoulda just told people! I told people that I grabbed that chick and they made me President anyway!”


An armed Russian fighter jet intercepted a U.S. reconnaissance aircraft over the Baltic Sea on Monday, three U.S. defense officials told NBC News.

The Russian aircraft flew within a few feet of the U.S. Air Force RC-135, the officials said, characterizing the interaction as both unsafe and unprofessional. The armed Russian aircraft was operating at a high rate of speed and the pilot had “poor control,” according to the official.

This comes on the heels of rising tensions over Syria. The U.S. military under the watch of popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп recently shot down a Syrian military aircraft. In response, Russia began targeting U.S. warplanes in the region. This is the third illegal military strike against Syrian targets made by the U.S. under Трамп; at present, the United States has not formally declared war against Syria.

White House sycophant and theoretical press secretary Sean Spicer said the near collision was, “Not a big deal! It’s just Russia reminding everyone that they’ve already gotten what they want from President Трамп, so now it’s time for phase 2, which–” Spicer was interrupted before he could finish his statement, as agents of HYDRA swept into the room, destroyed all the recorders, then sent everyone away.


Speaking of rising Syrian tensions, another Syrian warplane was shot down by U.S. coalition forces on Tuesday. An armed Syrian drone, a Shaheed-129, was shot down by an F-15E Strike Eagle after it “displayed hostile intent and advanced on coalition forces,” the U.S. military said in a statement. This is the fourth attack against the Syrian military by U.S. forces, despite no declaration of war between the United States and Syria.

When told that his regime is committing war crimes, and that we’re on the verge of a possible world war centered in Syria, popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп said, “You know, Melania doesn’t like it when I eat two scoops of ice cream. She doesn’t. She said it makes it harder to keep Barron eating healthy. She does that Goopy thing, what is it? That Gwyneth Paltrow, her Goopy thing, Melania’s into it. That Gwyneth Pablo, is she from Mexico? If Gwyneth Pablo is from Mexico, she’s going to get to stay, because, Melania needs her Goopy. You know what I need? I need my second scoop of ice cream and for these witch hunts to end.”

Haha, yeah. The United States has fired on Syria four times since Трамп became Commander-in-Chief, and there’s been no formal declaration of war. And Russia is their main ally. Haha. Yeah.


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