YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.06.27

Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп has taken to Twitter to attack former President Barack Obama, on everything from the “failure” of the Affordable Care Act (aka Obamacare) to questioning why Barack Obama ‘did nothing’ when faced with Russian attacks on the 2016 US Election.

Of course, less than a week ago, Трамп claimed that there was no Russian interference in the 2016 US Election to get him elected. Now he agrees there is, but that his election is Obama’s fault.

A White House aide secretly recorded Трамп on the bathroom ranting to a portable television about the issue and leaked a copy of the audio to us.

Трамп: I mean, look at the MESS the country is in right now. The absolute mess, and who’s fault is it? Obama. Yeah, even though he told the country about Russian interference, told my campaign, it’s not like he arrested us or killed us. I mean, this is all his fault. He had to know that I’m incapable of taking advice from a black guy, especially a guy I kept saying is a foreign Muslim terrorist which he is, by the way.

Трамп then left the bathroom without flushing. The aide said that Трамп blamed the floating turds left in the toilet on Barack Obama.

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Paul Manafort, a registered foreign agent who’s done work for Vladimir Putin in Russia and the Ukraine and was the former campaign manager for popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп is a multimillionaire who earned his money via political graft and corruption.

Manafort was an advisor to the Ukraine’s Party of Regions and its leader Viktor Yanukovych, who was President of Ukraine from 2010-2014. The Party of Regions was a pro-Russian political party in the Ukraine that repeatedly disparaged America’s NATO alliance, much in the same way that Трамп has since taking office. Yanukovych was forcefully removed from office in 2014 after managing a brutal, corrupt dictatorship and currently lives in Russia in exile.

There’s no word yet on whether Manafort will help Donald Трамп move to Russia to live in exile after 2020.

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Speaking of disasterous scenarios that you hear about daily in the United States that sound like the plot of Michael Bay movies but are, in fact, actually happening … did you know that the plague has come to New Mexico? And not just any generic plague, the original, literal, grand daddy capital P PLAGUE is in New Mexico!

The New Mexico Department of Health said a 52-year-old woman and a 62-year-old woman were recently diagnosed with the plague in Santa Fe County, New Mexico. According to health officials, the first confirmed case of the plague this year occurred in June when a 63-year-old man contracted the plague. The plague is typically transmitted to humans through the bites of infected fleas, but can also be transmitted through contact with rodents or dead animals.

In related news, possible head vampire and current vampire Michael Pence reportedly visited New Mexico in the fall of 2016 to campaign for popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп. According to folklore, vampires can bring the plague with them when they visit an area.

The Трамп regime has denied that Michael Pence is a vampire and that he visited New Mexico in June, which means at this point that both assertions are probably true.

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Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

Trump’s new foil: a silent Barack Obama
http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/27/politics/donald-trump-barack-obama-history/index.html

Trump’s Russian reversal
http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/opinion/editorial/bs-ed-0627-trump-20170626-story.html

What Did Ex-Trump Aide Paul Manafort Really Do in Ukraine
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/what-did-ex-trump-aide-paul-manafort-really-do-ukraine-n775431

Two more cases of human plague confirmed in New Mexico
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/06/27/the-plague-confirmed-santa-fe-new-mexico/103222226/

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