YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.07.02

Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп sent out a tweet this morning that he found on r/The_Donald, of a doctored gif of Трамп bodyslamming a wrestler at a WWE broadcast, with the head of the bodyslammed wrestler superimposed with a CNN logo.

A short time later, the official @POTUS Twitter account retweeted Трамп’s tweet to its 19 million followers, which means that this gif is now part of the official record of the United States government. Arguably, that was true when Трамп made his tweet.

Pundits took to the airwaves to try and defend or analyze why Трамп sent out the tweet. Some surmised that he has finally lost any semblance of a grip on reality. Others believe that Трамп is trying to distract from a variety of scandals, everything from his bizarre attacks on the TV hosts of ‘Morning Joe’ to his regime’s repeated lies about ties to the Russian government, to a list of literally hundreds of lies that Трамп had made JUST since assuming office.

So far, no pundits have said, “It’s possible that in his lunatic mind, he thinks this is a distraction from all of those scandals or just fun,” but give it time, they’ll get there. Hopefully the country realizes that, yes, Donald Трамп does have access to nuclear weapons so, hey, that’s probably a really bad idea.

It’s also unclear at this time if Трамп is aware that the original clip was staged, because Wrestling is as fake as his combover.

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Speaking of dumb things said by members of the regime, Health and Human Services Secretary Tom Price on Sunday defended popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп’s dedication to passing a new health care law after the president sent numerous tweets this week instead focused on attacking the press.

“The fact of the matter is that he can do more than one thing at a time,” Price said on NBC’s “Meet The Press.”

It’s unclear at the time if Price was aware that Трамп had just tweeted out a doctored clip from a fake wrestling show that shows him beating up CNN in a staged event when he said that. Sources say that Price was aware that Tрамп had made the tweet, and will later reveal that Трамп made the Fake Wrestling Tweet while sitting on the toilet, thus proving his hypothesis that Трамп can do more than one thing at a time.

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Seriously, Donald Трамп has lost his mind.

The only people that are thrilled with that dumb wrestling tweet are Трамп, 12-yr old boys that like to kick smaller kids in the nuts, and adults who act like 12-yr old boys that like to kick smaller kids in the nuts.

In other words, this is media by a bully for bullies. And everyone who’s ever faced down a bully knows one thing above all others; bullies are cowards. 

And the best way to fight a coward is to stand up to him.

And also? To wear a cup. Best defense against the only real weapon a bully has in their arsenal.

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Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

Trump punches CNN in a juvenile tweet
http://money.cnn.com/2017/07/02/media/president-trump-cnn-video/index.html

Health Secretary Tom Price on Trump Tweets: He Can ‘Do More Than One Thing at a Time’
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/health-secretary-tom-price-trump-tweets-he-can-do-more-n778971

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