Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп and Russian President Vladimir Putin will meet face-to-face publicly at the G20 summit in Germany. US intelligence agencies have repeatedly told U.S. citizens that Putin was behind last year’s election and to help Трамп take power. H.R. McMaster has said there’s “no agenda,” for the meeting.
Sources say that this means the agenda is basically a check-in from Putin on how Трамп’s doing, and to see if there’s anything Putin can help Трамп with to make his job easier. The outcome of the meeting is expected to be a set of goals for Трамп to accomplish next year. Putin is expected to give Трамп a 3.5% cost-of-living adjustment raise for his work on behalf of the Russian government.
Thousands of people around the United States gathered on Sunday, two days before Independence Day, to call on Congress to impeach popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп.
A handful of counter-protestors arrived at some meetings to show support for the President, including some guy named Jack Lloyd who was quoted by NBC news. “There’s no reason at this point to impeach the president. He’s committed no crimes. There’s no reason,” Lloyd told NBC station KXAN. “I don’t think they understand what impeachment is.”
NBC was quick to make sure that counterprotestors were given air-time and quotes, as opposed to the protestors who outnumbered them 10 to 1 or more in some cases.
When asked how this creates balance, a spokesperson for NBC News said, “We want both sides to look equal. If we reported it straight, it might look like one side is clearly right in the conflict, and that’s just not objective for some reason that no one can remember anymore.”
42% of Americans are “alarmed” over Russian meddling in the 2016 election according to a USA TODAY/Suffolk University Poll finds. The finding is amidst rising anxiety about the strange ‘leadership’ from the Republican Party in Washington D.C. An additional 33% feel “uneasy.” Only 11% of those polled felt “excited.”
After being briefed on the news, popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп screamed, “Uneasy? You want to try uneasy, try having Melania around giving you eyeballs every time you have an extra scoop of ice-cream, which isn’t really an extra scoop. I got Putin’s people on me because I’m not moving quick enough to let them drill for oil, I got the Senate bugging me, you want uneasy, I’ll show you uneasy!”
The President left the room quickly after that tirade, and did not flush the toilet.
Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!
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