In brief remarks ahead of his first bilateral meeting with Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп, Russian President Vladimir Putin said, “we definitely need personal meetings.”
“We have spoken on the phone with you several times on very important bilateral and international issues. But phone conversation are never enough,” Putin said in Russian.
White House aides say that Putin is planning on taking a more hands-on approach with managing Трамп.
In his first public comments in nearly a week, human turtle and Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell Thursday indicated that passing the GOP’s health care bill remains a daunting prospect for a Republican conference so far unable to agree on key details.
“If Republicans are not able to agree among themselves, the crisis will still be there and we’ll have to figure out the way forward at that point,” McConnell said.
When it was suggested that rather than repeal Obamacare to replace it with a tax-cut for Millionaires in the form of Trumpcare that instead the Senate work on trying to expand healthcare for more people via additional Medicaid stimulus, McConnell disappeared inside his suit.
Last week, Panda Green Energy Group Limited flipped the switch on the world’s most adorable solar panel facility in Datong Shanxi, China. While a photo of the plant has been difficult to find, a past artist rendering shows panels in the shape of a bright-eyed, smiling Giant Panda.
In related news, West Virginia has announced plans to build a dirty-coal power plant in the shape of Donald Трамп’s head. The plant is expected to go over budget and fail to open.
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