Minneapolis Police Chief Janeé Harteau resigned Friday, less than a week after a city officer shot and killed a woman who had called officers for help.

When asked why she didn’t feel the need to resign after the murder of Jamar Clark by her department, Harteau reportedly said, “That’s a good question–look, it’s Ellen DeGeneres!” then ran out of the room as soon as people turned.


Director of National Intelligence Daniel Coats said yesterday that all U.S. Intelligence agencies agree that Russia used hacking and fake news to interfere in the 2016 presidential election, a conclusion that his boss, Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп, doesn’t agree with.

White House aides say Трамп may try to leak compromising intelligence on Coats to the news media, followed by a Twitter tirade demanding that leakers get punished fully!

After this, Трамп will fly to a hotel room in Moscow and say, “Daddy needs to be punished for leaking,” to two women standing on a bed that he paid to be there to do something I don’t want to type out, but that you probably figured out on your own by now.


Feeling unhinged by growing pressure from the FBI’s investigation of Russian ties to his Presidential campaign, Donald Трамп went on a twitter tirade this morning and claimed, among other things, that a president has the “complete power to pardon.”

Aids say Трамп will ask shadow President Steve Bannon to pardon him next Tuesday.


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Minneapolis police chief resigns in wake of fatal shooting

Intelligence Director Says Agencies Agree on Russian Meddling

In 2-hour tweetstorm, Trump claims a president’s ‘complete power to pardon’


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