CNN recently asked Senator Angus King (I-ME) which version of the GOP Senate health care plan he is going to vote on. Senator King answered with silence, then broke his silence by saying he knows almost nothing about the bill.
Meanwhile, Senator John McCain (R-AZ), recently diagnosed with brain cancer, is apparently planning on voting for the version of the bill that takes away the most health care from the most people in the country.
Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп gave a speech to thousands of teenagers and young boys at the Boy Scout jamboree on Monday. Трамп used this as an opportunity to demand Hillary Clinton be locked up, and that Obamacare be repealed. The teenage boys in the crowd responded by chanting, “USA, USA,” after Трамп made his threats.
White House Aides say that the Boy Scouts are planning to rebrand themselves as the, “ТрампYouth,” sometime in September 2017.
Infuriated by the ongoing Russia investigations, Donald Трамп attacked his own Attorney General and racist southern stereotype Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III on Twitter.
“Attorney General Jeff Sessions has taken a VERY weak position on Hillary Clinton crimes (where are E-mails & DNC server) & Intel leakers!” Трамп said in an early morning twitter meltdown. He quickly followed by tweeting,, “Jared Kushner did very well yesterday in proving he did not collude with the Russians. Witch Hunt. Next up, 11 year old Barron Trump!”
It’s unclear if Трамп knows what the definition is of the word collusion is. Aides say that Трамп believes collusion means, “Like when two cars run into each other, so he’s saying Kushner doesn’t even drive, so like how could he have been in a collusion?”
Senator on health care bill: Silence
The dramatic return of John McCain
Trump Talks Politics. With the Boy Scouts
Trump attacks Attorney General Jeff Sessions for failing to investigate Hillary Clinton
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