Senate Majority leader Mitch McConnell’s latest attempt to replace Obamacare with Trumpcare failed last night during a dramatic vote. McConnell and the Republican Party wrote a new bill late last night, and the vote failed by just three Republican votes from Senators John McCain, Lisa Murkowski and Susan Collins.
McConnell and his fellow Republicans were devastated that they weren’t able to take away health care from millions of Americans, and have vowed to kick some puppies this morning until they get their next chance to hurt millions of men, women and children.
Right next to headlines about the failure of Republicans to repeal and replace Obamacare, CNN ran a headline about Anthony Scaramucci that read, “The 8 wildest storylines from The Mooch’s first week on the job.”
I mean, what could go wrong by downplaying the serious danger of having an unhinged alleged-billionaire lunatic in the halls of power in Washington D.C., right CNN?
It’s almost like CNN doesn’t remember running similar headlines about popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп a year ago.
CNN is basically like that friend at a party who’s pretty smart and okay to talk to most of the time, but then sometimes gets blackout drunk then ALWAYS decides to pee in someone’s bed when that happens.
Then says, “I mean, I don’t remember peeing in your bed but like someone shouldn’t have let me in that room in the first place. Can we talk about Hillary’s emails?”
Anyway, Anthony Scaramucci is a deranged lunatic, which is why he fits so well in Трамп’s White House.
This just in, Federal investigators are close to revealing some of Donald Трамп’s most closely guarded secrets through their probe of his dealings with Russian nationals and government agents. Among those secrets are how much money he REALLY makes, which Russian mobsters he does business with and how much money he owes to the aforementioned politically-connected Russian mobsters.
Still a secret: The number of hours and people it takes each day to construct his combover!
GOP Obamacare repeal bill fails in dramatic late-night vote
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