YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.08.01

 

The White House worked with Fox News and a wealthy Republican donor to push a fake news story about the murder of Democratic National Committee staffer Seth Rich.

A White House aide said, “Yeah, totally, this is what we did, because we–” but was yanked out of the room by Jared Kushner before she could complete her sentence.

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Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп lashed out on Twitter, because of course he did, and threatened to make life harder for insurance companies, members of Congress and millions of Americans relying on Obamacare for coverage.

A Washington insider speaking from behind a curtain who wished to remain anonymous believes Трамп hopes that behaving this way accelerates the likelihood he’ll be Impeached and removed from office. “Pretty sure he just wants to go golfing. I mean, he literally goes almost every weekend.”

Reince Priebus then stepped out from behind the curtain accidentally and fell down a flight of stairs.

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Speaking of Twitter, one day after swearing in a new chief of staff, Donald Трамп has a message for the world: He won’t stop tweeting.

“Only the Fake News Media and Trump enemies want me to stop using Social Media (110 million people),” Trump said in a post Tuesday. “Only way for me to get the truth out!”

Reports say that General Kelly’s sigh after Трамп made his remarks could be heard in Wyoming.

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Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

Lawsuit: Fox News concocted Seth Rich story with oversight from White House
http://money.cnn.com/2017/08/01/media/rod-wheeler-seth-rich-fox-news-lawsuit/index.html

Health Care: President Trump’s Triple Threat
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/health-care-president-trump-s-triple-threat-n788321

After swearing in new chief of staff, Trump pledges: I won’t stop tweeting
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2017/08/01/after-hiring-new-chief-staff-trump-pledges-keep-tweeting/528553001/

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