YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.08.02

The Трамп regime is readying resources in the Justice Department’s civil rights division for the purpose of suing schools in US higher education to hurt minority applicants by attacking affirmative action policies, The New York Times reported Tuesday.

When reminded that the purpose of the civil rights division was to fight for civil rights, not fight for white supremacy, Attorney General and Foghorn Leghorn impressionist Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III said, “Yeah, I know, but we’re racists. That’s our, I say, that’s our thing boy, we’re racists and we’re proud of it!”

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The U.S. military successfully test-launched a Minuteman III Intercontinental Ballistic Missile at 2.10pm from Vandenberg Air Force Base in California early Wednesday, according to an Air Force spokesman.

When asked why we did a test launch of an ICBM, Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders said, “Well, North Korea just did a test launch of an ICBM, and Donald Трамп was feeling left out.”

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Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп told members at his Trump National Bedminster golf club he has spent so much time there recently because “that White House is a real dump,” Golf magazine reported Tuesday.

Also a real dump: Donald Трамп’s brain. He has a bad brain, folks. A really bad brain.

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Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

NYT: Trump administration prepares to investigate ‘race-based discrimination’
http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/01/politics/nyt-trump-administration-affirmative-action/index.html

U.S. Test-Launches ICBM as Tensions Rise With North Korea
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/national-security/us-test-icbm-tensions-rise-north-korea-n788481

Trump thinks the ‘White House is a real dump,’ report says
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2017/08/01/trump-thinks-white-house-real-dump/531212001/

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